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Aug 19, 08 at 3:25am
Cool ways to get expelled from school

Now, I don't want to encourage any little boys and girls on getting themselves expelled but let's just say... metaphorically, that one wanted to go out in a bang. Any ideas?
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Aug 19, 08 at 3:28am
re: Cool ways to get expelled from school

Someone at my school lit all the trashcans on fire. That was definitely a 'bang'.


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re: Cool ways to get expelled from school

Me and a few buds found a giant penis costume at Spencer's. Being the geniuses that we are, we planned on running around in it as school. We all came in early one morning and went into the bathroom. We put the suit on my friend and we started pumping it up. It took forever for the thing to pump up and school was about to start so we had to get out there fast.

Our friend ran out there in a half-flaccid penis costume flailing around like a fish out of water.

Someone put it on youtube I think.


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Aug 19, 08 at 3:29am
re: Cool ways to get expelled from school

I would go all Columbine and...

Oh wait, How about a party in the principals office followed by putting laxatives in the cafeteria food.





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Aug 19, 08 at 3:29am
re: Cool ways to get expelled from school

You can't be expelled from school and be cool at the same time.

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Aug 19, 08 at 3:30am
re: Cool ways to get expelled from school

Start a food fight.
During class.
With soup.
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Aug 19, 08 at 3:31am
re: Cool ways to get expelled from school

Have sex with a hot teacher.

You'll be a legend.



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Aug 19, 08 at 3:31am
re: Cool ways to get expelled from school

I like the inflatable penis outfit.

I've actually punched our most hated principal in the genitals. Boy was there a rally out side... I got cred for that.




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Aug 19, 08 at 3:32am
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Me and a few buds found a giant penis costume at Spencer's. Being the geniuses that we are, we planned on running around in it as school. We all came in early one morning and went into the bathroom. We put the suit on my friend and we started pumping it up. It took forever for the thing to pump up and school was about to start so we had to get out there fast.

Our friend ran out there in a half-flaccid penis costume flailing around like a fish out of water.

Someone put it on youtube I think.
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SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.


Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.

Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.

His motive? ``He thought it would be funny,'' Briscoe said.

Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday, Briscoe said.

Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year. He tried to streak away from law enforcement, but could not.

``Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Briscoe, who made the arrest.


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Aug 19, 08 at 3:33am
re: Cool ways to get expelled from school

Throwing a desk at the guy with an inflatable penis costume
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Aug 19, 08 at 3:34am
re: Cool ways to get expelled from school

1 Penis costume.
1 Vagina costume.

You know the rest.
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Aug 19, 08 at 3:36am
re: Cool ways to get expelled from school

A few bizzare things have happened in my school, but strangely hardly anyones got expelled

The best was when my friend starting flapping a dildo in a teachers face and later on that day started smoking the waky in class

Other crazy things had happened such as some kid got stabbed (didn't even get expelled), half the school walked out the school one day (h), a few girls turned up for school f'ed off their faces and then there was the legendary me who pulled down the ceiling


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Aug 19, 08 at 3:37am
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Get caught screwing the sexy Science teacher would be cool, yeah?




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Aug 19, 08 at 3:37am
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lol
Why would they expell him for getting stabbed?
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Aug 19, 08 at 3:38am
re: Cool ways to get expelled from school

It isn't really cool to get expelled from a school, since education is basically your only gateway to a better, even balanced, lifestyle. If you want to get expelled for kicks, well, then I pity such a mind.


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