Welcome to the Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life Caption Contest! This is how the game will work: I will post an image. You will have 48 hours to make a caption. Then, I will pick the top three captions from what you guys submit.

Rules~

Comments are okay, but try to keep them minimal.

Current Caption:


This message was edited by Sakura on Apr 11 2007.

Okay, here we go;

Jack (Universal Name for the Farmer in this Game): Wow, you sure are dirty. I'm lucky I got this brush at such a great price from Van!
Bull: Dirty? *Sigh*, why doesn't he realize that there is a water trough no more than a few feet from here. Everyone knows water, not bristles, will wash me off. And dirty? He doesn't even have a bath or shower in his house right now!

This message was edited by luigi009 on Mar 31 2007.

Jack: Brush the cow, brush the cow...

Cow: Teehee, Jack hasn't noticed yet that I have eaten all of the grass in the pasture! Bwahahahaha!! >=D

Damn! I thought he was miliking until I read some of your posts.

Minimal comment (~_^): I thought it was also at first until I took a closer look. ~_^

This message was edited by luigi009 on Mar 31 2007.

Jack: Wow, you have shot hair.
Cow: Wow, you look at animals.... a little too much...

I am glad that this is getting a lot of entries. I was afraid that not too many people would do it, because that happens in a lot of forums. >.< Keep submitting your excellent captions!

Jack: Dum Dum, Brush Brush...
Cow: Ok... i think you've brushed enough buddy...

Jack: P U! You reek. jeez, and seriously, you really need to tell me when things like this are going on.
Cow: Huh? Yeah, i'll tell you more than that. and really, we are in summer, and you havent(or should i say can't) washed since you got here! 2 seasons buddy, two seasons....

Third Place....

Sakura Chan!
Cow: That's not an udder...
Jack: What? You're a male cow?!

Second Place....

Luigi009!
Jack: Wow, you sure are dirty. I'm lucky I got this brush at such a great price from Van!
Bull: Dirty? *Sigh*, why doesn't he realize that there is a water trough no more than a few feet from here. Everyone knows water, not bristles, will wash me off. And dirty? He doesn't even have a bath or shower in his house right now!

And in first place...

Liveslikebeth!
Jack: Brush the cow, brush the cow...
Cow: Teehee, Jack hasn't noticed yet that I have eaten all of the grass in the pasture! Bwahahahaha!! >=D

Congratulations to the winners! And here is your new caption...



Have Jack, the child, and Celia all say something!

Celia: I must have used a lot of hair gel to stay straight, even when my head is at an angle!

Jack: Why are you talking to my child Celia?

Child: All the attention's on me, homiez!

Celia: Now why don't we go to bed now?
Jack: Sure!
Celia: I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to the child...
Child: Heh Heh. They don't know what i did yet... Heh...

Child: Tehe, i went potty...
Celia: Aww, isn't that cute?
Jack: Yeah... as long as i'm not the one changing him.

kid: wow, the tub sounds like a toilet!
Jack: THE TOILET IS ACCTUALLY A TUB?!?!?!
Celia: so thats why the waters brown....

Hmm, I think I got one. ~_^

Jack: All right, who left the seat up?
Celia: It wasn't me. Do you know anything about this?
Child: