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once again im replying many years later.
If you go to the waterfall at EXACTLY 00:00 AM in the 6th year in spring on the 5th day you will see a Noki come out and mutter to himself, cursing at some sort of eel with cavity problems.

THE BEST CHEAT!

Be in your house on day 9 of Winter. Have a controler in all 4 spots. at midnight when it turns day 10 hold down every button on each controler (note: you may need MANY friends for this). Continue to hold down buttons until midnight and the day changes. Instead of it being Day 1 of Spring it will be Day 11 of Winter! Then go to the Inner Inn and you will see a cut scene of Tim and Ruby and Rock saying that their bored with their life always being the same. They will ask you if you would like to run the inn, say yes. Suddenly all of your stuff will be moved into the inn, along with your wife and kid. The Inn will be expanded to have 7 rooms. And Tim, Ruby, and Rock will be farmers on your farm. The Inner Inn's name is changed to the name you picked for your farm (ex: Demon Farm to Demon Inn), Nami lives with you . You make money by supporting and houseing guests.


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I was here, now Im gone
I left my name to carry on
Those who knew me knew me well
Those who didnt can go to... well you get it?

in chapter three year 2 at 12:00 go down to the beach and you will dayrl with that net thingy he will say " you have seen to much! i must blast you or you must join me in this all world war!" if you say yes you go on a ship with and fight war but if you whitsle your animals will coming charging and stomp on daryl and you run


was it a good one?

What if your wife could help you once you've married them?

Like This:
Celia: She could water your crops in the morning and leave the rest for you to do. You could actually watch her do it, too! If you talk to her while she's working, she'll ask if she's doing a good job. Say yes and she'll do that little heart thing that people do. That's a great way to develop a good marridal relationship.
Muffy: Muffy could cook for you. When your done working, go inside and talk to her. She'll ask if your done. If you answer yes, she'll give you a meal. That means you have to work, though. Tell her that she cooks good, and she gives you a heart sign! But tell the truth or she'll get amd at you.
Nami: Catch Nami whenever and she will ask you if you need help. She'll tell you about whatever you need to know depending on what you chose. Show her a crop and she'll tell you when and where it can grow and what condition it's in. Show her a fish and she'll state all the info you need.

It would also be cool if you could have a command on your controler that could let you kiss your wife.

how to kill daryl.

if he comes to your farm at exactley 4;30 you ccan kill him with your sickle.

How To Get Twins

Go to your to-be wife every day and give her a flower, hang around with her all-day and get all your animals sick and then you'll have twins .


[quoted]If you take your son to Vesta's at 6:00 on winter 2 year 3 Marlin will try to murder your son If you married to Celia!then Celia will come with a shotgun and murder Marlin I LOVE THAT! xD

To get a pitchfork:

To get a pitchfork, you must talk to Van 100 times and not buy anything. Van will then complain about lugging something sharp. Talk to him again and you can buy the pitchfork

How to live forever and get a million bajillion kids:
1st you go to Daryls place @ 1:00am and show him a skull. He then says, "Mommy? Why, mommy!? WHY!?!"

You see 2 choices;
Slap Daryl
Say,"Daryl, are you drunk again?"

Slap him, and he'll go,"Moommy, you HATE me!!!"
He'll take your skull and start grounding it down into dust. Pick up the dust and show it to Dr. Hardy. He'll say,"(Your name), that's precisly the ingredient I need!

There are 3 choices;
Give him the dust
Ask,"For what?"
Slap him

Slap him, and he'll go crazy, take a bottle out, and put the dust in with a substanc. He'll then fall to the ground. Take the bottle and check it. It says,"Eternal life potion" Take it back to your wife. She'll ask, What's that?"

Two choices;
Say,"We can live forever, now!
Slap her

Slap her. She'll faint from the shock. You will pour it into her mouth and drink it. Ta, da! You can now never die and have a million kids the end.