~When you start going to bed fully clothed with a knife nearby in case zombies were to attack in the middle of the night.
~When you wonder if you would have the guts to kill a friend/family member that had already turned into a zombie.
~When you are deathly afraid of ever riding a train.
~When you want to dress up like a main character for Halloween (or worse, every day).
~ When you name all of your kids and pets after characters/monsters from the games; "Jill, Leon, go take Cerberos for a walk! and take Claire with you."
~When you think that you can walk through sewage and not reek of it afterwards (or be wet for that matter).
~When you dream every night about your own adventures in Racoon City.
~When you dream every night about your favorite RE Character (of the opposite sex).
~When your girlfriend /boyfriend suggests trying a little role playing in bed and your first suggestion is RE characters.
~When you ignore the drips when there is a leak in your ceiling because you might accidently activate the cutscene where the licker jumps down at you.
~when you you start your own company named umbrella corp. (and secretly try to make the t/g virus).
~when you are banned from the church because of the one time you shot the man in the open casket funeral just to be on the safe side.
~When you have a large box in every room and expect whatever you put into one to be accessible from all the others.

and i'm spent. well, i may come up with more later, but until then.

This message was edited by stregom on May 03 2003.

"when you are banned from the church because of the one time you shot the man in the open casket funeral just to be on the safe side."


That was a great one! MORE!!

quote ulmelinejoodik

I had a dream that went into the bathtub and when i was i released that it was all full of leaches. The big ones from the game. Did my heart pound when i woke up.

quote The Living Angelus on Date Movie

This looks hilarious; I was laughing during the entire trailer. I especially love the tagline: "From 2 of the 6 Writers of Scary Movie".

-You're friends refer to you as "The Master of Unlocking"
-You feel unsafe and paranoid when you open your front door.
-You stay away from large mansions.
-Large metal doors scare you.
-You stay away from caves.
-You dare think of lifting that antique shotgun off that mantle peice to pretend play with.
-You moderate in a Resident Evil forum

Can't think of anymore...

Heehee, the last one was cool!

~ Everytime you open a door, you make this huge big deal about it!

quote The Living Angelus on Date Movie

This looks hilarious; I was laughing during the entire trailer. I especially love the tagline: "From 2 of the 6 Writers of Scary Movie".

ROFL.

When you sit in the RE forum instead of working. <<<that's me

Or when you sit in the RE0 forum instead of studying for the 3 finals that you have tomorrow!

*ahem*... In other words... me!

quote The Living Angelus on Date Movie

This looks hilarious; I was laughing during the entire trailer. I especially love the tagline: "From 2 of the 6 Writers of Scary Movie".

New ones:

1. You're writing "SSX19" and "Resident Evil: Your best friend may be your worst foe" while taking your SAT 9/CAT 6 tests.

2. You go "bump bump... bump bump" when you open a door.

3. You often position your hands like you're holding a controller, and press buttons that you would often use in RE.

4. When aiming a real gun, you squeeze the trigger by accident with your right finger, expecting it to be the aim button.

1=When you think your girlfriend is jill rebecca or claire
2=When you mistake your teacher for a zombie
3=When you stop sending e-mails and only use the type writer

~When your last words are,"Quick..get..me..the..typewriter!"
~When you bring up the g virus while talking about supposed fountains of youth and can't figure out why nobody knows what you are talking about.
~When you think of the giant roach on Men in Black as a roach that has been shooting up on T for too long.
~When you become a vegetarian for fear of being mistaken as a zombie.
~When every time you get a rash you insist on being quarantined, just in case.

Well, sorry, most of these kinda sucked. but i tried. lol.

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"when you are banned from the church because of the one time you shot the man in the open casket funeral just to be on the safe side."

lol that last one bout the teacher ... might try that! wey hey i'm a teachers pet!

(sowwy if anyone has said any of these cause this thread is gettin bigga and bigga and jillfan is too damn lazy to look back...)

um, how bout when:

1) if you see anyone with a red beard you think its Barry and jump on him, trying to steal his "magnum" and say that its very powerful and will kill the tyrant in one hit. and then everyone looks at ya funny

2)your mother gets very annoyed indeed when she has to sew up your pants that are ripped because you tried to fit a grenade launcher in them

3) you raid your local police department and officers try to restrain you while attempt to "barricade the doors"

4) you steal your dad's car keys speeding away from people saying they are "zombies"

5) your parents decide to have roast lamb for dinner and you scream,"YOU MONSTER"! cause the lamb looks remarkly like a .....

6) you stay awake all night staring at you dog muttering like a psycho while you wait for it to turn into a cerberus and nibble on your arm.

7) when a gassleak occurs and you run round screaming like a maniac and yelling that we are all going to turn into zombie cause its the "T Virus"

( this here number 8 is my fave! )

8) You are spotted on tv creeping behind the news reporter then push her over and run towards the camera yelling:
UMBRELLA HAS YOU!!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Then the screen pauses when you hear the poor cameraman scream. the result of the screen freezing has left you with an unnerving picture of a shot of a shot of an RE maniac close up to the screen with their eyes bulging.

and all the little kiddies at home squeal:
"mommy its the boogey man!"
"oh no dear its just the RE maniac from cross the road "

~when you demand herbs and Magic-cure-in-the-can from drugstore.
~You think Raccoon City has been nuked recently
~You check every chemical suspiciously, reading the labels and checking if it's not made by Umbrella

quote ulmelinejoodik

ROFL.

When you sit in the RE forum instead of working. <<<that's me

Remind you what?? You have to work too?? You have like 15 posts. You are a model worker compared to me. Worker of the year!!