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Nov 05, 03 at 3:47pm ^50 REASONS WHY NOT TO WATCH THE POWER RANGERS
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Power rangers Ninja storm is the stupidest most historically inaccurate show I have ever seen in my whole entire life. It's just a stupid, bad, dumb, idiotic show. I mean, it's horribly horrid. Now I'm sure you power ranger fans are over there saying that I just don't understand or some shit. But you must understand that this show is simply horrible. I mean literally every god damned aspect of it is just bad. Not only do I have three good reasons why this damn show is horrid as hell I have 50+ of them mutha*bleep*az. And here they are.
50.) First off there *bleep*ing ninjas and they wear every *bleep*in color in the damn rainbow accept for the color that they are suppose to wear: black. Let me see a damn pink ranger tryin to sneak around in the middle of the night to *bleep* me over. I mean how much *bleep*ing since does that make. I'm a ninja and I'm suppose to stealthily attack niggaz at night and blend in with my surroundings but I'm going to wear hot pink and bright yellow. What the *bleep* is that?
49.) Most, if not all, of the time ninjas attack at night. Tell me why you will never EVER see a damn night show. Not even a night mission. Or them chillin' at night looking at the stars. Somethin' about the night. Shit, even the damn world will do.
48.) What's up with all these "hmphs" and "hiyahs" and "AAAAAAHS" and shit. All this damn noise. There damn ninjas for god damned sake! There suppose to not be able to make a *bleep*ing sound! Ninjas are suppose to be able to jump off a building without making so much of a sound on the ground. When a ninja gets hit the only sound there should be is the sound of your opponents grunt. Ninjas don't scream when they get *bleep*ing hit! Shit, when you're a damn ninja you should be able to throw a rock through a window. And just because your damn ninja the glass should just not make a sound. Even though that shits sounds impossible, because you're a ninja, that shit should just happen.
But you hear all these mutha*bleep*az makin sounds and shit, breaking the basic code of ninjas. *bleep*ing shit is gay as hell.
47.) There ninjas right? So why do they have all these elaborate ass weapons accept for a one a ninja would carry? The green ranger has a damn sumarai mutha*bleep*ing sword and scream GREEN SAMURAI POWER?! They carry weapons of mixed Chinese and Japanese decent but regardless ninjas still would not use most of those damn weapons.
46.) The pink or yellow ranger has a damn plastic circle as her weapon? How the *bleep* are you suppose to stealth kill somebody with a damn circle? Ninja weapons have damn points for stealth kills not little bootleg bitch shit like bows and circles.
45.) Last time I check the way of the ninja and the way of the samurai are to different damn things. And even if a ninja did use samurai techniques, he wouldn't go around claiming it. Ninjas live by two completely different damn codes. Kill by stealth, live by honor. You know what, I think I'll make a god damned chart just so you can realize how stupid this shit is
44.) The show is so damn disrespectful that it is disrespectful to people of asian decent. If I was Asian and I saw that damn show I'd just turn off the T.V. and shake my head. Throw that bitch out the window or something. Like *bleep* all the bullshit I'm going back to Asia.
43.) The acting is horrid. It's like the grabbed the closest muthu*bleep*az who looked good and had abs and threw them on the damn show. They didn't need acting experience, all they needed was to fit the measurements of the power suit (or whatever the hell that damn atrocity of a ninja outfit is called).
42.) Ninjas are assassins. They attack. They destroy. They kill. They just don't sit back in defense of a town and wait for the enemy to attack. Ninjas would look for the location of there damn enemy and beat the shit out of his ass.
41.) The choreography is horrible. It's like I'm watching a damn seventies movie for the year 2003.
40.) Whatever happened to the police. Although it doesn't look like it the police are stronger than the power rangers.
39.) Power rangers truly ended when Zordon gave his life to destroy all the evil in the universe. After that they were just beating a dead man with a stick.
Reason 39 has been dedicated to the memory of Zordon.
38.) List of Mutha*bleep*az stronger than the Power Rangers.
37.) There *bleep*ing master is adman Gerbal! Not a rat, not a huge formless floating head, not a wise cracking robot, not even a damn monster (they got billions of those). A *bleep*ING GERBAL! All that other shit would be acceptable but a Gerbal is just like no. The Gerbals nto even damn mutated. It's just a gerbal who stands on to legs and talks. That shits not cool.
36.) This damn gerbal has children! Not even have gerbal/ half whatever the *bleep* the green rangesr mother was! How stupid is that shit!
35.) IT doesn't take five mutha*bleep*az to take ont one monster anymore but tis a damn shame that the most powerful rangers are historically in-accurate.
34.) When was the last time a mutha*bleep*a got sliced with a sword and sparks came out! They do that shit like it happens in every day life.
Kyle: I'll kill you! stabs him
Him: Ahhhh! (sparks start flying out of his wound.
later at the hospital
Him'sMother: Doctor do you think he'll make?
Doctor: Umm uh we can't tell. He's sparking preaty bad and every time we walk up to him the sparks burn us.
33.) When was the last time you saw somebody sliced down vertically and then they fly in the air and roll around? That's like me hitting you with a damn car and you fly up! Where's the gravity?
32.) What the *bleep* is a ninja storm? A storm of ninjas? Just ninjas everywhere eh? They just just grabbed a clechay ass concept that sounded cool and made it stupid. If this shit keeps up everytime somebody says ninja you'll think about gay multicolored faggots instead of badasses in black. I like that, BADASSES IN BLACK. New shit.
31.) Usually when you make a shallow ass goofy ass story based on cool concepts you at least make suer the damn shit si accurate. They just wrote down Japanese words that sounded raw and compiled them into show.
Writer#1: Aiight yawl, we gotta have a new concept for a Power Ranger show by tomorrow.
Writer#2: How about Power Rangers: Niggaz Attack. It's about five black gang members are chosen by G-Don to destro ythe evil Vicelord while still having to deal with every day black issues like drug addiction.
Writer#1: Naw, that sounds like to much work. With all that plot development and all.
Writer#3: How about Power Rangers: Latino Heat. 5 mexicans get possed by a raging bull and there names are Coocha, Puekcha, Polaki, Sam, and Fqelloutcha.
Writer#1: We have to come up with some ground breaking shit with out the requirement of that much work.
+++ 30 minutes later
Writer#1: *bleep* all this let's just do ninjas again.
30.) If we don't get the show off the air they'll go after other cultures! Maybe even yours! Next on the new Power Rangers you'll hear POWER RANGERS: GANGSTA FURY! Mugs would go around with attacks like "SUPER NIGGA POWER!"
Red Ranger: CRIPS!
Blue Ranger: G DS!
Black Ranger: DROP FIVE!
WHITE RANGER: BLOODS!
Yellow Ranger: LATIN KINGS!
29.) They need to just get rid of the bitch ass show! It's over! Done! Just let it die! Nobody watch it anymore.
28.) The pink ranger is ugly as hell.
27.) Al there enemies are dumb as hell! Rea evil mutha*bleep*az ain't idiots. This show spreads a bad steriotype.
26.) Hers an idea. If the power rangers keep stopping yo ass from attackin evil dudes why won't you GO TO ANOTHER GOD DAMNED CITY FOR MUTHA *bleep*IN SAKES!
25.) You have yo enemy down for the count, if you attack again he's going to die. If he dies you'll never have to see his ugly ass face again, or you could let him live so he can destroy the city some more and learn nothing from his defeat. I wonder which option the power rangers choose?
24.) A huge ass ninja robot megazord vs. a big ass ugly monster in the middle of an over populated city fightin? I know mutha*bleep*az with high ass insurance rates understand why this show sucks.
23.) They expect us to believe that even though this huge ass monster who terrirzes the city destroys like eight major ass buildings on a daily basses no one dies. Now that's more bullshit than there costumes.
22.) Forensic science is to damn good for mutha*bleep*az to not know who the power rangers is by now, and they in the future too? They need to find him and at least give there powers to competitent people.
21.) The whole show is populated by idiots. If buildings get *bleep*ed up on a daily I would simply not live in the damn city anymore. That shit would just not happen. Let the building. Yet and still those dumb mutha*bleep*az stay there chillin like it's a OK. Like death never corssed they mind.
20.) Not only do I know Power Rangers suck, but it's common god damned knowledge! To prove this I went around my campus and dorm and asked random mugs I knew about power rangers. Keep in mind these are all real quotes. All these people are real.
"Who wants to see guys in tights, flyin' around, shootin' at each other? It's not workin' man, it's not workin'."
"Everytime they morph some sort of fireworks explodes and a gay rainbow pops up."
"They do more harm than good. Who gives a shit if you saved the village if everybodies dead."
"Because there's a pink ranger, and nobody there is black."
Kenneth Smith (aka J.A.C.K aka. Just Another Contract Killa)
"It's fake and they have plastic swords."
"The acting on the show is like a gay ass porn." (this had me rollin' for a good minute.)
"It's not that bad, I like the Gerbal."
Cassandra Knowles (my girlfriend)
"So your saying regardless of what I say your going to put it in there? POWER RANGERS IS RAW! MALACHI DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT! AIN'T THAT RIGHT LUTHER!" (She's playing, if she wasn't I woulda had to slap her.)
Quentin Lee Ellis (My father)
"There a gang. They go around and beat up ugly people."
Luther The L.D. Dude
"They karate gay."
"They need to just quit." (walks off and shakes his head)
"It's just so phony now it's it's horrible! I mean it was fake back then but now they just went to far with and pose for every word."
"It's more repetitive than the team rocket motto."
Me: You watch that show enough to know that they do it every episode.
"Yeah that's my show you don't know."
Me: The moral of this dialogue is that there is a pokemon lover among all of us.
Lady Death aka Grim Reaper (Shela Bagbey)
(I don't care what anybody says, her grim reaper costume is the creapiest shit ever!)
"Because cuz, the Power Rangers are weaker than Vanilla Ice."
There you have it. Power rangers suck.
19.) The power rangers are a bunch of *bleep*ing idiots! One episode they decide to go camping and they bring laptops, CD Players, TVs, electric tents, state of the art tracking equiment, grills, mini-satelites and then when they finally get to the forest they start looking for a plug. I rest my mutha*bleep*in case. The proof is in the puttin'.
18.) Second off why would they all that bullshit in the first place. There ninjas for god damend sake! All ninjas do is fight in the mutha*bleep*in forest (like in DOA3 for example). When ninjas go camping all they need is a damn tooth pick and some clothes and they alright. They want food they can wrestle a bear, strangle a mongoose, and kick a dear and they'd be set.
17.) The Gerbal had children human children completely human children. What the *bleep*?!!!
16.) Anybody can beat the goddamned power rangers. Give me a sniper rifile and a grenade and they asses is grass.
Me: Excuse me but are you the power rangers.
RedRanger: (looking suspicious) Of course not, why would you say something like that.
Me: Just checking. (walks out and throws a grenade at them as he walks out) Game over mtuha*bleep*az!
15.) If the power rangers came to the hood and fought in there super ninja robot and *bleep*ed up our houses as soon as they got done with the dumb ass monster they'd get they asses straight up shanked.
RedRanger: No need to thank us people of ChyTown we're just doing our job.
IceDog:What the *bleep* do you mean thank you?!You fll on my house and killed my nigga Tido!
RandomNiggaOffTheStreet#1: You stepped on my dog BitchNiggaEater.
RandomNiggaOffTheStreet#2(RNOS#2): Youh hit my band car with a damn huge ass
mace! I had just put spinners on that mutha *bleep*a!
Red Ranger: Sorry, but that's the price to destroy evil.
IceDog: Everybody beat they asses!
Malahchi: Straight up!
RNOS#1: I'm gonna get they GhostFaceKilla sized watches.
IceDog: First come first serve nigga!
+++They try to run but the residence of Chy Town catches them and *bleep*s them up.
Red Ranger: SUPER NIN- (gets shot in the head by IceDog's .9mm)
IceDogWearingTheGreenRanger'sWatch: This is for my nigga Tido! SUPER NINJA POWER! Hell naw! (starts jumping around) I can fly Joe!
RNOS#3: Hmmm (picks up the aqua rangers morpher) LIGHT BLUE NINJA POWER! (nothing happens) What's wrong? Jamal you broke it when you hit her with the back.
Jamal: My name is Yellow Ranger. (starts punching and kicking at the air.)
RNOS#3: Jamal you bet-
Jamal: YELLOW RANGER BITCH! (takes out his sword.)
RNOS#3: Aiight damn, Yellow Ranger, you broke my morpher.
YellowRanger(Jamal): It's not light blue is aqua you idiot.
RNOS#3: Oh. AQUA NINJA POWER! (morphs)
IceDog: Aiight yawl let's go fix these damn streets and kill them damn ViceLords.
+++They travel to the ViceLord hide out, take out there lazers and start shooting at them
ViceLordLeader: Holy shit where'd you get those damn guns at?!
(Blue ranger shoots him in the hear three times and then blows the smoke from his laser)
14.) They got trained in ninjitsu (or whatever the *bleep* it is) by a damn Gerbal. I wouldn't evne get a glock for the damn thing I'd just throw it in a cage and it'd be over.
13.) Power Rangers vs. Telle Tubbes
Power Rangers = OWNED
12.) Compared to other super heros like Spider-man and The Punisher the Power Rangers ain't shit. Shit, they're not evne up there with Mario and Luigi.
11.) The only real Power Ranger is Chuck Noris, and he don't roll around in tights and beat up ugly people.
10.) Power Rangers vs. Steven Seugal = DEAD ON ARRIVAL
Steven Seugal: insert cheesy one liner here
PowerRangers: He's too .strong.
9.) They wear tights.
8.) They pose to god damned much. Ninjas don't pose. They gon' *bleep* around and throw up a gang sign in the wrong place and that's they ass.
7.) G-Unit vs. Power Rangers = shakes head
6.) If I make a show about President Bush being the King of England with Queen Elizabeth turned into a bird would you be happy about it?
5.) Obviously the concept of character development falls on death ears for the writers of this horrible show.
4.) Uma Thurman vs PowerRangers = Billy's guts all over the cealing.
BlueRanger: It's morphing time.
Uma: Your name it's bill isn't it.
BlueRanger: How'd you- (dead)
3.) The special where made using windows 3.1 technology.
2.) Do we really want our children watching this bullshit. They'll have to learn the hard way that when somebody gets shot, sparks wont' come out.
1.) Crackheads like you watch the damn show, it must be bad. I rest my case.
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Nov 06, 03 at 1:29am ^re: 50 REASONS WHY NOT TO WATCH THE POWER RANGERS
Bashing the Power Rangers, bah too easy of a target really. What's next, saying Blue's Clues isn't an entertaining program? Besides this forum is for the game, not the show anyway.
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