Taking the idea from adrenalrush, I have decided to make a thread for the stuff that happened in your game or make fake news such as a story on how a new gang entered Liberty City.

Today in Liberty City hookers start missing one by one the police keeps on finding brutally murdered hooker bodies all around Portland, Staunton Island, and Shoreside Vale so this goes out to all the hookers in Liberty City stay in your houses and look all your doors and windows or you'll end up dead:_dead:

Warning: There have been vast amounts of people on Liberty City's streets that have been run over and shot at. Be on high alert for a man wearing a black leather coat as the police have named him the main suspect in these brutal murders. Police are saying the safest thing to do is to stay indoors.

Thank you, Lord Maximus...
"String of Carjackings and Explosions Puts LCPD on HIGHAlert"
Following a sting of carjackings in the Portland district, Staunton island business sector, and the quiet streets of Shoreside Vale, police have been urging Libertians to fight back if their vehicle is being 'jacked' and immediately call 911 between 9 AM and 5 PM, if the incident occurs before and after the mentioned hours, call 912. Among the thief(s) favorities are Infernuses, Banshees, Cheetahs, Stingers, Sentinels, Patriots, and Taxis/Cabbies. Explosions have been reported in Newport, Belleville Park, and Aspataria, the targets are mainly Perennials and Mananas, but the person or people behind this have no regard if it is anything else, including innocent bystanders. Bullet holes have been found in 75% of the destroyed vehicles, 5% completely oblierated by projectiles, 10% torched, 10% wrecked. The main target is a man wearing black leather and green cargos. If you see the suspect, call 911 btw. 9 and 5, otherwise call 912.

TODAY IN THE LIBERTY NEWS!!! .......grandmas dead.

More Of a News Report not Paper..oh well
Person of the day: Fido
Fido is a rather young man being of the tender age of 25 and has just moved to Liberty City. He declined an interview... and no one has been able to get any word out of him... BULLETIN: FIDO HAS JUST BEEN SEEN IN FRANCIS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
The seemingly young 25 yr old hijacked a beaten down old Dodo.. yes the plane that pilots clip for speed tests... what's this?? It seems Fido has Tank Properties on this Dodo! He is taking off at tremendous speeds upwards of 1000 mph! He is in the sky now and police choppers can't seem to keep up. Fido is heading towards the right of staunton island... Oh no! He landed on the roof of, recently gone missing business man, Donald Love. Could Fido be behind his dissperance? We will keep you posted.
It seems Fido has some heavy firepower. A rocket launcher which he is using on our brand new Police Choppers and he is tossing Molotovs off the roof! Oh the humanity! The LCPD has contacted the Military and they are arriving but can't find a way to get to Fido because the building only has a door leading to blackness. The Military is dumbfounded and.... (Wanted Level Cheat Put In) Oh look! Fido's on the roof .. hello Fido! (grenaded falls) Thanks Fido!... What's this... BANG!
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HEADLINES...HEADLINES...HEADLINES...

Liberty City has nation's lowest safety rating.

City ranks first in crime

Earth is losing it's ozone layer fast thanks to Liberty City.

(between 9 and 5 Oclock) 9..1..2... hello help what is it? i heard gun shots and before i looked back i was pulled out of my car and shot in the back and before i got my cell phone i heard my car speeding away and ahhhhhhh...boooom squish squish squirt squirt.... this was a disturbing phone call today and the lady how called was ran over after she spoke those words...we think the is the work of the dude with the leather jacket... who is he?

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More Of a News Report not Paper..oh well
Person of the day: Fido
Fido is a rather young man being of the tender age of 25 and has just moved to Liberty City. He declined an interview... and no one has been able to get any word out of him... BULLETIN: FIDO HAS JUST BEEN SEEN IN FRANCIS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
The seemingly young 25 yr old hijacked a beaten down old Dodo.. yes the plane that pilots clip for speed tests... what's this?? It seems Fido has Tank Properties on this Dodo! He is taking off at tremendous speeds upwards of 1000 mph! He is in the sky now and police choppers can't seem to keep up. Fido is heading towards the right of staunton island... Oh no! He landed on the roof of, recently gone missing business man, Donald Love. Could Fido be behind his dissperance? We will keep you posted.
It seems Fido has some heavy firepower. A rocket launcher which he is using on our brand new Police Choppers and he is tossing Molotovs off the roof! Oh the humanity! The LCPD has contacted the Military and they are arriving but can't find a way to get to Fido because the building only has a door leading to blackness. The Military is dumbfounded and.... (Wanted Level Cheat Put In) Oh look! Fido's on the roof .. hello Fido! (grenaded falls) Thanks Fido!... What's this... BANG!
-adidasPj


THIS IS MY AVATAR, I DESIGNED THIS CRAP MYSELF

Turismo Race to Start at Old School Hall Today!
The long-awaited 'Turismo' street race is finally coming to Portland! The starting point is at the Old School Hall in the Chinatown district at 9:30 AM, weather permitting, the contestants are Mike "SPANK-SPANK" Forellei, Jakashu "Shorty" Shinkawau-Zinu, Jesus "Renegade" Alcerath, and Fido, added at the last minute by the race director, porn star El Burro. Forellei is the heavy favorite with 7:6 odds, Fido is the long shot with 1000:1 odds.

news just in, look for a guy with creamy green coloured jeans, a leather jacket and a elvis style hair cut who has been terrorizing liberty city.He's considered armed and very dangerouse
crime record in last hour:
stealing cars
beating people with a baseball bat
running people over
blowing cars and people up
and shooting people.
if you see this guy stay well away from him(probably a million light years away) and phone liberty city police department on 911-wedontgiveadamn-weonlywhantyou
quickly or you could find yourself
thank you

We just got an update about a man wearing a leather jacket walking around the city searching for another victim. His preffered weapon seems to be an uzi. He targets cars at traffic lights also. Police have told everybody to run redlights to avoid a deadly carjacking.

This just in. Car accidents are rising but why? More on that and the man on the lose later.

"Evil Sonuvabitch from Hell Spotted again but escaped before arrest"
The ESOBFH was reported blasting heads in the Belleville Park Area.
"Do not try to be a hero people or you will end up like the 3.6 million people wasted in the last 72 hours." commented LCPD chief Hancock.