When you think you can become metal when you see a green block

Turtles challenge you to a race and never give up even though they may lose a million times.

You live in a world with mushroom people giving out PHR33 stars, a world where a big fat turle like bully steals your girlfriend every 5 seconds and you have to kick his @$$.

You have a big nose

You live in a world where you and your brother fight crime and beat up fat bullys. And your girlfriends get kidnapped but you never get bored saving them.

You move aroung from place to place using pipes

you where overalls and am in the plumbing buisness also you never take your gloves off

Your cousins names are just like yours

Don't tripple post
When you have to tripple post to tell how much you play super mario too much

just edit your post next time mariogalaxy

when everytime you lose your hat you think bowser comes out of nowhere for revenge because you beat him 3 times(if you beat the game)

When your always fihting a turtle/dragon/muscle/firebreathing beast every two bleeping minutes

When you only lose one hit point when you get blown up by a bomb.

When you way over 200 pounds of fat but still kick butt

When you dive into a lake to retrieve coins at the bottom. Or when the chase rabbits.

When you can NEVER die...
Or drown and die for ever.
And when you like a peach.