When you play the game 5 hours a day.

Whenever you put on a different hat, you here a catchy tune.

When youre trying to jump in portraits

When you dive off a skyscraper, expecting to only lose half your life.

Haha

When you think you can play with an eel...

When coins roll by themselves.
When extra lives appear out of nowehere.

When you can breath while clad in metal.
When you can walk through things with a blue hat on.
When your arch enemy breaths fire.
When bombs have eyes and feet.
When you can hit ghosts.
When coins heal you.
When you can raise a sunken ship back to the surface.
When you collect stars.
When you can slide on a rug and not get burned.
When your younger brother is taller than you.

you try to pay for things with golden coins
you think you can do wallkicks to get to high areas
you dive underwater and open chests beliving the ship will rise
you "vanish" when you see a blue box,become metal and destory everythnig when you see a green,fly when you see a red and gte a free life when you see an orange
you can do a ground pound without hurting your butt:)

You know you play too much Super mario when...

You try to jump through a painting.

~Crave

When you leave Neoseeker for 3 months, come back and this Thread is still upo_O

You come out of water to breathe, get tapped by your best mate and die.

When you make this thread back in March, and come back after going through a hell of a school year and you find this thread still going.

When you post in this forum

When other members think a thread is dead but it is still alive.
When you talk about others who post in this forum.

When you hack to be "Luigi."
When you expect a green lizard to give you 100 lives and a super jump.
When you make effort to die by leaving the level.
When you wish you could eat that cake. (not THAT cake!)
When you really wish you could find it (me )
When you glitch into the castle, and end up in a black space.

When you know every glitch and hack in this game.
Not me...