Me: So Sephiroth what is it with you having grey hair?
Sephiroth: Its not grey, its silver damnit!...Do I really look that old?

Me: Tifa, why do you like to make drinks?

Tifa: Well, because I have a bar called 7th Heaven, and when people come over, I mnake them a drink.

Me: So Tifa, you like Cloud a lot. Why is that?

Tifa: Because me and Cloud were childhood friends and he was tough to handle at times, but he's alright.

Me: It's a great idea to have you as one of the leaders since Avalanche will now split up into 2 teams. How do you feel about it and who do you think should be the leader on the other side?

Tifa: I feel alright if that's what you want. On the other side...hmmm, well I think that even though Yuffie loves stealing materia, and because she is very skilled, she should be the leader on the other side.

Me: Thank you for answering my questions, Tifa.

Tifa: You welcome, yuffielover.

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quote myeyespy

quote xspudx

wtf?? 4 posts? jesus

NOT YOU!

...dumbass.

exCUSE ME!! but i knew u weren't talking about me! i just think its a bit crazy smeone quadruple posting, don
't ever call me a dumbass again

Darkel: So Barret, ever wonder how Square-Enix will do your dialog if a FFVII remake was made, with voice overs? They can't use the old %$#@! censorship trick anymore, what will they do? *Bleep* you out?

Barret: ... I PITY DA FOO WHO CANT %&$#@* DEAL WIT HOW I @#%$*& SPEAK! DEM #&*%@$ GOTTA BE TUFF, NOT LIKE DAT #*$@% CLOUD. WAT DA %$#@ KINDA NAME IS DAT ANYWAYS? LITTLE @#$%& $%#*@!!

quote Darkel

Darkel: So Barret, ever wonder how Square-Enix will do your dialog if a FFVII remake was made, with voice overs? They can't use the old %$#@! censorship trick anymore, what will they do? *Bleep* you out?

Barret: ... I PITY DA FOO WHO CANT %&$#@* DEAL WIT HOW I @#%$*& SPEAK! DEM #&*%@$ GOTTA BE TUFF, NOT LIKE DAT #*$@% CLOUD. WAT DA %$#@ KINDA NAME IS DAT ANYWAYS? LITTLE @#$%& $%#*@!!

Obi: Uh, Aeris, I just got the game. Do you REALLY die?
Aeris: ...Yeah.
Obi: Shouldn't there be, like, spoiler tags or something?
Aeris: Not really. Everybody knows about it.
Obi: ...oh.

Me:Uh, Tifa, is it true that if I treat you really bad in FF7, YOU get stabbed instead of Aeris?

Tifa: (Triggers rape alarm)
Me: Oh ##%$*!!(Runs away while Barret tries capping me)

Me: Seph? Did you die your hair?
Sephiroth: )(++_)+_)_+()&^^$%#^@ ask the damn Dante.
Me: Why?
Sephiroth: BCUZ we Got the (&^_*^$%#@$^@^^*( same Dye
Me:WTF you admit
Sephiroth+Dante:SHHHHHHHHST

quote DMC fan

Me: Seph? Did you die your hair?
Sephiroth: )(++_)+_)_+()&^^$%#^@ ask the damn Dante.
Me: Why?
Sephiroth: BCUZ we Got the (&^_*^$%#@$^@^^*( same Dye
Me:WTF you admit
Sephiroth+Dante:SHHHHHHHHST

Dantes Taunts VS Sephiroths 'Dark' One-liners
or a aiming match btween Vinnie and Dante
2 cool

yuffielover: Yuffie, what is your favorite materia-hunting method?

Yuffie: Hmm, I steal all of the materia! (steals all of the planet's materia)

Evermore: Hey Barret, wanna know who you remind me of?

Barret: What?

Evermore: Mr.-

Barret: *Put's gunarm in my face* Mr. What?

Evermore: Uhhh.... nothing... ;

me: yea hi cait sith, y r u hated so much

cait sith: well....*starts coughing* wait....hairball!

me: uh yea well theres cloud im guna go talk with him

me: hey cloud, i notice your hair is always spikey, wat product u use in ur hair?

cloud: hmm u no wat snowman, one day i just woke up and my hair was scruffy like this so i just left it and now its just became a little trademark so yea, to answer your initial question...nothing

Sephiroth, are you the greatest villain of all-time?

Sephiroth: Yes, that's right! Supernova!