You said piss in another forum Callum.

Who doesn't like *bleep*in swearing?

Seriously, what's the fun of not using swears?

Also, Martin, your sig is "I like donkeys", and if you didn't know, a donkey is another name for an @$$.





This message was edited by thunder850 on Sep 03 2007.

quote thunder850

You said piss in [b]another forum Callum.[/b

]Who doesn't like *bleep*in swearing?

Seriously, what's the fun of not using swears?

Also, Martin, your sig is "I like donkeys", and if you didn't know, a donkey is another name for an @$$.





This message was edited by thunder850 on Sep 03 2007.

http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/24685/t961665-crash-story/11.htm

quote Callum Waters

In a distant land, Crash was using the toilet, and sitting on Crunch's back, so Crunch was extremely pissed off. "I'm singing on the toilet!" sung Crash, as he reached for the loo roll, then he pooped his pants.

Meanwhile, Cortex ate N.Gin, but blew up because of N.Gin's socks. Coco was studying nature when a bee came and stung her so she ate her shoe and wanted her teddy to jump out of the toilet and be covered in gooey, slimy, slippery, squidgy poo."Hooray!" yelled Cortex after he stole Coco's laptop. "No!" said Cortex as he blew up. He then came back to his Iceberg Lab. "Dingodile! You idiot!" he shouted as he looked anxiously at his burned butt.

He then did something horrible. He shot Dingodile and got a tan. N.Tropy sent Cortex to the Dinosaurs where they ate him. He shot the inside of the Dinosaur and flew away to Pig World. "Oink!" said the little piggy as he kicked Cortex back to Iceberg Lab. He made an invention that killed Cortex immediately. It was a Wide Arrangement Ramapage Pig that ate him straight away. Crash messed up his Lab and kicked Cortex in the privates. "My crystals!" shouted Cortex as he went on the toilet.

Meanwhile Penta Penguin was eating out of the toilet Cortex used. Crash was sniffing his shoe. A scottish snail popped out of his nose.

Ripper Roo ate a scottish footballer called Donald McDonald. He was using the toilet to attack himself. Meanwhile Cortex came back for Icky Wicky Jicky Land where he died.

Crash ate Coco and Coco ate Cortex. Tiny meets Penta and eats a cake made of poo. "Yuk! Tiny thought it was a cake made of insects but it wasn't!" So elsewhere Coco was making a cake, when suddenly the Evil twins ate her. She kicked them down the toilet then Moritz pooped himself.

Crunch was walking down the street. Meanwhile Pasadena walked down the same street. "Moo!" went the cow, who ate them both. Crunch said, "Test those muscles boy! You should work out more!"

Elsewhere Penta got caught by Dingodile, Crash ran ito a wall and Coco watched a clown. "You are the worst clown ever!" she said. Some other clowns juggled Swedish Meatballs during the time when Crash Warped away to Whumpa Whip Island.

There, Crash got hyper under his bed and flew to his dream - Wumpa Whip Island! It was only a dream, so Crash wet himself crying and flew to Mars.

Later, Coco ate some Coco beans and went completely Coco. Soon, she went on Coco-aine.

"Burp!" went Pasadena, as she fainted. Crash kissed Pasadena, ans she freaked out so much that Crash did it longer. Meanwhile, Pasadena died and there was a funeral. Crash cried and cried and soon wet himself. Soon, Victor went to the funeral and shocked Crash. Soon, Crash ate Victor.

"How do I work this?" said Cortex as his invention kept exploding in his face. "I know!" he said. "I shall eat Dingodile!"

5 minutes later, Velo was slepping. Cortex destroyed the universe and floated into hyperspace. Somehow, he appeared in total blankness chewing a Von Clutch toy. "Ah! Stop chewing ze toy!" Von Clutch shouted.

Miles away, Crash met Harry Potter. He spun Ron Weasley who ate N.Tropy and hit Voldemort. On N.Sanity Island, Co said to Crunch "That's bad for the paper doll."

Soon, Crash went to Sonic's world. "I'll race Tails!" said Coco. Then they disappeared. Coco won the race. Yay!

Later at Poo land, N.Brio commited suicide by eating a peice of pork. Willy Wumpa was that pork in disguise. N.Gin found N.Brio dead and screamed "Oh, I'm so happy!"

"What are you doing?" asked a frustrated Cortex to Coco. "I'm trying on Crash's jeans! went Cortex as he fainted.

"A race for your planet." said Velo as he landed on earth at 5:00pm. He lost. Cortex won. "Mwahahaha! I lost! How could this be?"

Crash said "Rajibberjibber!", Coco screamed, and Rilla Roo fainted. Meanwhile, Cortex ate a fat cat. Crash took to the skys, and his underpants fell off. Crash put them on and they fell off again. He put new ones on which blew up and fell down again.

On another planet...

Moospiker posted that part. Ever read the first page?
This is the last post about the swearing issues. (Oh, and by the way, I just quoted that part instead of typing it.)

Aku-Aku Instantly: Press R3 to gain an Aku-Aku. Works once per life.

Tbh, you could have censored it instead like p***ed. Whatever, it doesn't matter anymore. We're all guilty anyways .

Bandi-Rang - Crash pulls out a boomerang and throws it ahead of him, wiping out any enemies or Nitros in the way.

quote Callum Waters

Moospiker posted that part. Ever read the first page?
This is the last post about the swearing issues. (Oh, and by the way, I just quoted that part instead of typing it.)

Aku-Aku Instantly: Press R3 to gain an Aku-Aku. Works once per life.

For full effect, start censor bypassing and shouting "goon".

So what if I used a minor swear?

Super Crawl:

Crash crawls at twice the speed.

I don't care that you used it, Callum said that he never swore and I told him that he used that word.

Megaphone:

Stun all enemies on the screen for 5 seconds.

quote Callum Waters

quote Martin Bandicoot

sorry, its just, I HATE SWEARING!


homing missile - kills any 5 enemies in the level(even bombs and boats in jet-ski levels)

You swear.
You swore in that minigame records thread in the CTTR forum.
I've never swore and never will.

Anyway,
Magic Morph: Press L3 to morph into Coco. Press again to go back to Crash. Then again to go back to Coco...

Yeah, damn is a swear, but crap isn't. The swears are:

F---
Sh--
Bit--
Bas----
Damn
@$$

Semi Swears:
Hell
Crap

quote thunder850

Yeah, damn is a swear, but crap isn't. The swears are:

F---
Sh--
Bit--
Bas----
Damn
@$$

Semi Swears:
Hell
Crap

quote Martin Bandicoot

if danm is one, then why does crunch say:

danm you, sucka! in CTTR?

@$$ isnt one. i cant find any swares in friends (the show)

btw, whats the difference between damn and danm?

This message was edited by Martin Bandicoot on Sep 10 2007.

LAST ABSOLUTE POST:

Martin, Danm isn't a word.