BMX XXX User Reviews
Good gameplay engine, excellent soundtrack, very funny if you like R-Rated humor, above-average graphics.The bad:
It's basically the Tony Hawk gameplay engine, very disgusting if you don't like crude stuff, kind of difficult, nothing really newSummary:
While the content really isn't XXX (more a slightly strong R), it does make you want to see what kind of game it really is. Although the gameplay is actually solid with a good "create player" option, and it's nicely complemented with music from Green Day & Saliva among others, the selling point is the hidden video clips from the famous Scores club in Manhattan...bottom line is you're busting your butt for only 5 minutes of videos which you can unlock with a simple code! It's also quite hard to complete some of the challenges in the game. I'd say just rent this one, enter the "Champagne Room...
General/Summary: This is the most fun I've had playing Xbox!! If you've been a fan of the Hawk series but are getting sick of it like me, BMX XXX is a perfect alternative. Notice how the previous reviewer couldn't give even a single example of why he didn't like this game! Think he even played it? Doubtful. I think its a very fun game to play and after a good 15 hours playing I'm still loving it. In short, its very lifelike, funny, and sexy game with alot of action.
Gameplay: Very good framerate, smooth as Hawk baby. No bugs, glitches, or hiccups noticed at all. Everything moves along great...
Well, its yet another sports game, but that is about all, and fortunately the game is hard enough at some stages to keep this game in the green. There are also certain "things" to be unlcoked at the endThe bad:
The game is HARD! Without using the, uh, cheat to ride a wheely forever at least. It is yet another one of those games that was made to attract lonely, unnattractive, pre-pubescent teenagers.Summary:
Really this game isn't too bad, but the topless and nearly topless mode really distract you. A lot. Enough that its very hard to play. The unlockable 'videos' at the end are something to shoot for, at least. The controls are fun, and the women are pretty hot, especially when exposing some skin! Basiclally if you are looking for a serious, well-made Bicycle game, this is not it. Its more for the lonely, unnattractive, pre-pubescent teenagers who have no friends.
Chock-full of sexual inneudos.
Funny characters. "YOLANDA! SHAKE THAT BOOTY BEFORE I BREAK MY FOOT IN IT!"- The pimp from Mullaly Park.
Some NICE rewards.
Sniper BMX mode.
Easy to fall off.
Well, the people at Acclaim have gone all-out on BMX XXX, even if it is walking the extremely fine line between being M rated, and AO rated.
The hilarious characters, especially the pimp from the first level, Mullaly Park which is "the home of the BMX scene in New York" in the Bronx, will leave you in stitches for a long time to come.
The SCORES videos are very realstic, and you know what should happen *certain parts inflating* when watching them. Just don't get caught with your pants down watching them.
Multi-player, the trick system has been improved drastically, the rider creator, the levels are big and creative....
The FMV sequences are good but short. You earn them by collecting 45 golden coins per level. You must find all 45 of these to unlock them. Its not worth you're time just for 20 seconds of a hot babe dancing. If you're looking for action, you're better off renting a playboy DVD.
The tricks are well set-up but hard to manuver at times and it can get a bit tedious when attempting certain objectives. The objectives are very reptitive...go grind this, go do a trick over that, etc.
I was pretty dissapointed with the game. I was hoping for some lengthy FMV sequences but they are all shorter than 20 seconds and you're better off using cheat codes to unlock them rather than finding all 45 golden coins. To obtain 'topless mode' in which you can create topless bikers, you must finish 1st in each of the competition levels which is near impossible to accomplish. I can't tell you the frustration I had trying to even come within the top 10. Its that hard! I thought this game could have been better had they had longer FMV sequences and a better way of going through with th...
Huh, let me think about that for a second... still thinking... come back in about 2 YEARS!The bad:
Where do I start! There's really too much to list.Summary:
This review is my true review for the game. The previous one was just my initial impressions of the game based on what I had seen my friend play. Really, there are no redeeming qualities to this games: the graphics SUCK, the control is absolutely HORRIBLE, the selection of characters (even after they're all unlocked) is extremely low, same for the bike models, the nudity gimmick is just that a gimmick, and the difficulty is absolutely unacceptable! Really, the game wouldn't be so bad if the control and difficulty level was changed drastically, because the game throws objectives at you that ...
- codes for nude riders 5
- bronx 45 coins 0
- dead end funny 0
- The Sexiest Ex Girlfrined EVER Seen!!! 0
- Bonus Videos 2
- Has BMX XXX gone too far? (think about the children!) 12
- codes on xbox360 0
- PORN 2
- Playboy Special Edition Lingerie Dec-Jan 2007 0
- REALLY AWESOME CHEAT! 3
- Park Editor doesnt work... 2
- No F-ing Pu$$i 5