Conker's Bad Fur Day review
Conker's Bad Fur Day (2nd best N64 game ever).

The good:

A ton of swearing (especially the occasional bleep).
Blood (heh heh heh heh hehhhhh).
A frying pan (just stuns the little bastard).
Conker's tail can act as plane propellors.
Never repetitive.

The bad:

Hmmm, the fact that we'll never see a bloodfest like this for a while (Killer 7 is the next bloodfest).
Beginning is soooo boring.
Sometimes, it's sooooo funny, you'll die a lot.


Lastability: 8/10.
Could last you ages as you die a fair lot. Also very funny so it lasts longer due to the amout of dying.
Graphics: 10/10.
Yeah, you can see the blood splatter and the frying pan bashing up peoples and other stuff.
Sound: 9/10.
You can even hear the blood splatter with surround sound. And the chocolate crumble as you're about to die. You actually hear them talking and swearing and bleeping.
Gameplay: 9/10.
Changes quite a lot. Like adventuring, shooting beetles, moving a ball of poo up a moutain or something like that.
Overall: 4.5/5.0.
It is a kick-ass game. If parents read this and they hate it, then they are nerds. Heed that warning, parents.

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