===Story=== Turaqistan is a country occupied by an American private corporation run by the former US Vice President. In an effort to monopolize the opportunities the war-torn nation offers, the corporation's CEO hires Hauser to kill a Middle Eastern oil minister. Now, struggling with his own growing demons, the assassin must pose as the corporation's Trade Show Producer in order to pull off this latest hit, while maintaining his cover by organizing the high-profile wedding of Yonica Babyyeah, an outrageous Central Asian pop star and keeping a sexy left-wing reporter in check.
|Hilary Duff||Yonica Babyyeah|
|Marisa Tomei||Natalie Hegalhuzen|
|Joan Cusack||Marsha Dillon|
|Dan Aykroyd||Mr. Vice President|
|Sergej Trifunovic||Ooq-Mi-Fay Taqnufmini|
|Ned Bellamy||Ooq-Yu-Fay Taqnufmini|
|Montel Williams||GuideStar Voice|