StoryThree middle-age guards learn that their museum has sold a wing of art to a Danish museum. Each has a favorite in that collection, and neither can imagine life without the peace and completion it brings. Though mere acquaintances, they plot a theft of the three pieces between the time they are packed and the time they're loaded onto a plane. First each must obtain a forgery; then they have to smuggle the forgeries into the museum and find a way to make the switches.
The heist is complicated by Roger's intrusive wife because he's promised her a trip to Florida for their anniversary, and George's proclivity for taking his clothes off when standing in front of the warrior statue he loves.
|Joseph McKenna||Lead Villain|
|Patricia B. Till||Rude Museum Patron|
|Bhavesh Patel||Donnie (as Bhavesh R. Patel)|
|Philip Dorn Hebert||Needlebaum|
|William H. Macy||George McLendon|
|Breckin Meyer||Starving Artist|
|Stephen E. Stapinski||Bob (as Stephen Stapinski)|
|Bates Wilder||Warehouse Foreman|
|Anthony Cascio||Tony Bargello (as Anthony M. Cascio)|
|Naheem R. Garchia||Shipping Supervisor|
|David J. Curtis||Humming Security Guard|
|Bart A. Piscitello Jr.||Pauly|