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Story

British soccer star Vinnie Jones stars as--no big stretch--a former soccer star named Danny "Mean Machine" Meehan who gets arrested for drunken assault and sent to prison for three years. Behind bars he finds himself embroiled in web of prison politics, caught between a governor with a gambling problem, a crime boss who lost a lot of money on a game that Meehan lost, and a motley crew of surly prisoners and guards with grudges. It all culminates in a soccer match between a team of guards, led by a hard-nosed warden, and a team of convicts, led by Meehan. Mean Machine is a remake of the Burt Reynolds movie The Longest Yard and the plot is pretty sure-fire; it's hard not to get caught up in the tensions of the big game. Plus, the comical game commentators give the movie a good jolt of humor. --Bret Fetzer

DVD Features

  • Color
  • Closed-captioned
  • Widescreen
  • Dolby

Cast

Vinnie JonesDanny Meehan
David KellyDoc
David HemmingsGovernor
Ralph BrownBurton
Vas BlackwoodMassive
Robbie GeeTrojan
Geoff BellRatchett
John ForgehamCharlie Sykes
Sally PhillipsTracey
Danny DyerBilly the Limpet
Jason FlemyngBob Likely
Jason StathamMonk
Martin WimbushZ
Stephen WaltersNitro
Omid DjaliliRaj
Adam FogertyMouse

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