Complete each achievement to get the allotted gamerscore. The numbers between the () is the points given for each achievement.
| Achievement | How to unlock |
|---|
| Dark Horse (25) | Win 10 games after being in 4th place. |
| Comeback Kid (25) | Win 10 games by taking 1st place near the end. |
| Cursive (20) | Win 10 games while using as many curses per game. |
| Button Masher (20) | Claim all buttons in a game of Flip-floppers. |
| Ballot Ballet (20) | Claim all ballot boxes in a game of A Clam in Every Pot. |
| Top Dog (20) | Win a game of Front-runner without losing front-runner status. |
| Litter Bug (20) | Claim all yard signs in a game of Yard signs. |
| Player Hater (20) | Kill a character's rival 25 times. |
| World Leader (40) | Win a multiplayer game on every map. |
| Prime Candidate (20) | Win a multiplayer game in every gametype. |
| Diplomat (30) | Last 60 seconds without attacking or dying. |
| Team Player (20) | Win 10 games while teamed up. |
| Non Stop Party (10) | Win the Ptolemy Recount Challenge. |
| Platytude (10) | Win the Daisy Recount Challenge. |
| Sound Mind (10) | Win the Floyd Recount Challenge. |
| Saline Solution (10) | Win the Toshiro Recount Challenge. |
| Bear Necessity (10) | Win the Hedwig Recount Challenge. |
| Now Now Now (10) | Win the Bean Recount Challenge. |
| Whiff of Change (10) | Win the Moxie Recount Challenge. |
| Silent Majority (10) | Win the Murgatroyd Recount Challenge. |
| Pro Simian (10) | Win the Crackers Recount Challenge. |
| Tourist (10) | Get your first piece of flair. |
| Educated Voter (5) | Unlock all campaign ads. |
| Couch Potato (5) | Unlock all commercials. |
| Concerned Citizen (5) | Unlock all attack ads. |
| Policy Wonk (5) | Unlock all debates. |
| Alderman (25) | Clear the Ptolemy, Floyd, and Daisy Challenges. |
| Representative (35) | Clear the the challenges for Toshiro, Hedwig, Bean, Moxie. |
| Creditor (20) | Watch the credits all the way through. |
| Senator (40) | Clear the Murgatroyd and Santo challenges. |
| Da Bomb (20) | Punch 20 bombs. |
| Passing Wind (25) | Survive pursuit by the Cloud of Scandal for 3 minutes in one game. |
| Animal's Choice (50) | Finish the single-player game without losing a primary. |
| Untouchable (25) | Block 10 attacks in a row. |
| For the Animals (45) | Finish the single player game. |
| The Chosen One (25) | Finish all Recount Challenges without losing a primary. |
| Pacifist (50) | Win a primary without attacking. |
| Positive Campaigner (75) | Win a 3-primary campaign election without attacking. |
| Clam Digger (50) | Last 60 seconds holding 20 or more clams. |
| I Get Around (20) | Team up with every character. |
| Globetrotter (15) | Unlock all maps. |
| I will Survive (20) | Become the sole survivor. |
| Some Friend (20) | Betray 25 teamups. |
| Also-Ran (20) | 20 Team-ups with the person in 4th place. |
| New Coat of Paint (10) | Win Santo Recount Challenge. |
| Party Animal (10) | Win once with every character. |
