Complete each achievement to get the allotted gamerscore. The numbers between the () is the points given for each achievement.
| Achievement | How to unlock |
|---|
| The Nightmares Have Just Begun.(5) | Conquer Stage 1. |
| Dreams Come True(100) | View all of the endings. |
| Read All About It!(10) | Get Justin out of his jam. |
| A New Look(10) | Help Todd out of his trouble. |
| Mother Inferior(10) | Help Archie work through his quandary. |
| Love is Patient, Love is Kind(10) | Resolve Daniel's dilemma. |
| One Last Case(10) | Help Morgan clean up his mess. |
| Everyday Hero(50) | Help everyone out of their predicaments. |
| Play It Again, Vince...(5) | Use the jukebox to change the music. |
| Text Junkie(20) | Reply to at least 20 text messages by the end of the final day. |
| Welcome to the Colosseum(10) | Unlock the Colosseum mode. |
| Push It to the Limit!(10) | Push 5 blocks at once. (Golden Playhouse) |
| Have an Ice Day(10) | Slide an Ice Block 5 or more blocks. (Golden Playhouse) |
| Bomberlamb(20) | Hit 15 blocks with a single explosion. (Golden Playhouse) |
| I Can Fly!(30) | Jump on a Spring Block 3 times in a row. (Golden Playhouse) |
| Take Your Time(30) | Move a Dark Block 10 times in a row. (Golden Playhouse) |
| Sake Sensei(10) | Listen to all the sake sound bites. |
| Beer Baron(10) | Listen to all the beer factoids. |
| Cocktail Connoisseur(10) | Listen to all the cocktail trivia. |
| Whisky Wiseman(10) | Listen to all the whisky minutiae. |
| You Don't Have To Go Home...(5) | Stay in the bar until all the other customers leave. |
| Babel's Calling(10) | Unlock the Altar by earning 1 Gold Prize on Normal or Hard. |
| Altar Conquered!(10) | Complete Stage 1 of Babel. |
| 3-Star Man(15) | Unlock Menhir by earning 3 Gold Prizes on Normal or Hard. |
| Menhir Conquered!(15) | Complete Stage 2 of Babel. |
| 5-Star Man(20) | Unlock the Obelisk by earning 5 Gold Prizes on Normal or Hard. |
| Obelisk Conquered!(20) | Complete Stage 3 of Babel. |
| Past a Heap of Puzzles(10) | Beat Stage 64 of Rapunzel. |
| Cheers To You!(10) | Unlock all other Achievements! |
