Complete the outlined tasks, and earn the Trophies.
| Trophy | How to unlock |
|---|
| Birth Certificate (Bronze) | Create a Contestant |
| It's Just More of This (Bronze) | Finish an episode |
| Beast Master (Bronze) | Get 10 animal questions correct. |
| Film In Your Brain (Bronze) | Get 10 movie questions correct. |
| Phatty (Bronze) | Get 10 food questions correct. |
| Living in the Past (Bronze) | Get 10 history questions correct. |
| Mouth-Breather (Bronze) | Achieve the third highest rating |
| 100,000aire! (Bronze) | Earn $100,000 lifetime |
| DisOrDat Participation Award (Bronze) | Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds. |
| DisOrDat Destroyer (Bronze) | Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly |
| Button Banger (Bronze) | Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds |
| Smelt the Roses (Bronze) | Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second. |
| Menage-a-Quatre (Bronze) | Play 4-player game online |
| My First Time (Bronze) | Screw someone for the first time |
| Enscrewsiast (Bronze) | Screw 50 times |
| The Game's Half Full (Bronze) | Play Episodes 1-36 |
| The Game's Half Empty (Bronze) | Play Episodes 1-37 |
| Slack Attack (Bronze) | Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack. |
| Lose to a Loser (Bronze) | Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard. |
| Always a Bridesmaid (Bronze) | Come in second place 5 times in online games |
| Social Outcast (Bronze) | Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights. |
| Turncoat (Bronze) | Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America |
| Quick-Draw McDumbass (Bronze) | Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times. |
| Overconsumer (Bronze) | Listen to all commercials after one episode |
| Discovered Gauntlet of Fire (Bronze) | Find the very important gauntlet of fire |
| Vidiot Savant (Silver) | Get every question right in an episode |
| One Teat Short of An Udder (Silver) | Achieve the second highest rating. |
| 500,000aire! (Silver) | Earn $500,000 lifetime |
| DisOrDash (Silver) | Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds |
| Jack Attack Dog (Silver) | Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up |
| Taking it from Behind (Silver) | Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack |
| Back Taxes (Silver) | Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73 |
| Virtual Virgin (Silver) | Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times |
| Beat a Winner (Silver) | Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game |
| Consolation Trophy (Silver) | Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy. |
| Genius for a Day (Silver) | Score at least $30,000 above your average. |
| Unicorn (Gold) | Achieve the highest gamer rating. |
| 1,000,000aire! (Gold) | Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points |
| Perfect Attendance (Gold) | Play Episodes 1-73 |
| We Knew You Could Do It (Platinum] | Collect all trophies |
| Secret Trophies | - |
| DLC Trophies | JACK Pack |
| JACK Wrack (Bronze) | Play all episodes in JACK Pack |
| Map Dancer (Bronze) | Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack |
| Lit Twit (Bronze) | Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack |
| Boob Tuber (Bronze) | Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack |
| Incurable Hoarder (Silver) | Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack |
