Complete the outlined tasks, and earn the Trophies.
| Trophy | How to unlock |
| You are recognized as Rank 10 on the UAA Ranking. (Bronze) | Defeated Rank 10: 'Death Metal' |
| You are recognized as Rank 9 on the UAA Ranking. (Bronze) | Defeated Rank 9: 'Dr. Peace' |
| You are recognized as Rank 8 on the UAA Ranking. (Bronze) | Defeated Rank 8: 'Shinobu' |
| You are recognized as Rank 7 on the UAA Ranking. (Bronze) | Defeated Rank 7: 'Destroy Man' |
| You are recognized as Rank 6 on the UAA Ranking. (Bronze) | Defeated Rank 6: 'Holly Summers' |
| You are recognized as Rank 5 on the UAA Ranking. (Bronze) | Defeated Rank 5: 'Letz Shake'? |
| You are recognized as Rank 4 on the UAA Ranking. (Bronze) | Defeated Rank 4: |
| You are recognized as Rank 3 on the UAA Ranking. (Bronze) | Defeated Rank 3: 'Speed Buster' |
| You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA Ranking. (Bronze) | Defeated Rank 2: 'Bad Girl' |
| You're working hard, rookie (Bronze) | Earned 1 Gold Medal on a part-time job |
| Not bad (Bronze) | Earned 5 Gold Medals on part-time jobs |
| You've made it into the Hall of Fame of my heart! (Bronze) | Earned 14 Gold Medals on part-time jobs |
| You're not as wet behind the ears as you look. (Bronze) | Earned 1 Gold Medal on an Assassination Mission |
| There's lots more where those came from (Bronze) | Earned 10 Gold Medals on Assassination Missions |
| Keep climbing those ranks (Bronze) | Earned 25 Gold Medals on Assassination Missions |
| Looking for a thrill? (Bronze) | Earned 1 Gold Medal on a Free Fight Mission |
| Remember to stay frosty! (Bronze) | Earned 5 Gold Medals on Free Fight Missions |
| I knew you could do it (Bronze) | Earned 10 Gold Medals on Free Fight Missions |
| Looks like you're getting used to killing (Bronze) | Used whatever means available to beat 51 regular enemies |
| The association is getting damage claims, you know? (Bronze) | Broke 51 destructible objects throughout Santa Destroy |
| I'm deducting the compensation from your prize money (Bronze) | Broke 510 destructible objects throughout Santa Destroy |
| A new one!? Just wait for the next one, you big nerd! (Bronze) | Obtained all Beam Katanas and parts |
| I'm closing up shop, bro (Bronze) | Purchased all fo the merchandise at AREA 51 |
| A killer ensemble (Bronze) | Collected half of all T-shirts |
| I wish I had all of this season's new items too... (Bronze) | Collected all T-shirts |
| Sylvia's cards are super rare, you know? (Bronze) | Collected half of all Trading Cards |
| Travis! Your throws are the best! (Bronze) | Learned all Wrestling Moves |
| That's the stuff! You're a true Master now! (Bronze) | Completed all Training Sessions |
| You are now fully initiated. Use your skills wisely! (Bronze) | Learned all of Lovikov's techniques |
| Sweeter than you thought? Just like Sylvia! (Bronze) | Complete the game on 'BITTER' difficulty |
| You're blushing! (Bronze) | Admired all slightly saucy costumes |
| The Destroy Warriors are nominating you for first place (Bronze) | Reflected Dr. Peace's unblockable Quick Shot with your Beam Katana |
| You're ready for your Hollywood Debut (Bronze) | Reflected Destroyman's Destroy Canon with your Beam Katana |
| So you like to play ball, huh? (Bronze) | Reflected Bad Girl's human clones with your Beam Katana |
| Very impressive (Bronze) | Defeated 30 enemies in a row without taking any damage |
| Why don't you just start living in one? (Bronze) | Used all toilets |
| You are recognized as Rank 51 on the UAA temporary Rankings (Bronze) | Defeated 'Skelter Helter' |
| You are recognized as Rank 50 on the UAA temporary Rankings (Bronze) | Defeated 'Nathan Copeland' |
| You are recognized as a protector of the UAA temporary Rankings (Bronze) | Defeated 'Kimmy Howell' |
| You are recognized as Rank 24 on the UAA temporary Rankings (Bronze) | Defeated 'Matt Helms' |
| You are recognized as Rank 2 on the UAA temporary Rankings (Bronze) | Defeated 'Alice Twilight' |
| Reaching for the top here too? (Bronze) | Obtained a total score of 5,000,000 points in Score Attack |
| The S Stands for Sylvia. Did you know that? (Silver) | Earned an S rank on all Ranking Battles |
| Keep slaughtering your way to the top! (Silver) | Used whatever means available to beat 510 regular enemies |
| Why do nerds always have to find EVERYTHING!? (Silver) | Collected all Trading Cards |
| Don't you have some real work to do? (Silver) | Obtained a total score of 10,000,000 points in Score Attack |
| What a massacre! You're awesome, Travis! (Gold) | Used whatever means available to beat 5100 regular enemies |
| Did you find someone stronger than you? (Gold) | Obtained a total score of 15,000,000 points in Score Attack |
| Welcome to the Garden of Madness (Platinum) | Obtained all Trophies |
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