| Unlockable | How to unlock |
| (Not So) Lonely Are the Brave | Keep a Heavy healed with your dispenser while he gains 5 kills. |
| 0wn the Means of Production | Remove 20 stickybombs by killing the Demomen who produced them. |
| A Cut Above | Kill a gun-wielding Spy with your knife. |
| A Year to Remember | Get 2004 lifetime kills. |
| Agent Provocateur | Backstab your Steam Community friends 10 times. |
| Ain't Got Time to Bleed | Kill 3 players with the Equalizer in a single life without being healed. |
| Arsonist | Destroy 50 Engineer buildings. |
| Artful Dodger | Dodge 1000 damage in a single life using your Bonk! Atomic Punch. |
| Attack o' Lantern | Cause the deaths of 5 players by exploding nearby pumpkin bombs. |
| Attention Getter | Ignite 100 enemies with the flare gun. |
| Australian Rules | Dominate an enemy Sniper. |
| Autoclave | Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Pyro. |
| Autopsy Report | Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll. |
| Backdraft Dodger | Kill a Pyro who has airblasted one of your rockets in the last 10 seconds. |
| Banner of Brothers | Buff 5 steam friends at once with the Buff Banner. |
| Baptism by Fire | Force 10 burning enemies to jump into water. |
| BarbeQueQ | Cause a dominated player to leave the server. |
| Batter Up | Perform 1000 double jumps. |
| Batting the Doctor | Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge. |
| Battle Rustler | Teleport 100 team members into battle. |
| Be Efficient | Get 3 kills with the Sniper Rifle without missing a shot. |
| Be Polite | Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you doffing your hat. |
| Beanball | Stun a Scout with their own ball. |
| Beat Me Up, Scotty | Use a critical swing with the Eyelander to kill 5 enemy players. |
| Beaux and Arrows | Kill a Heavy & Medic pair with the bow. |
| Bedside Manner | Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own. |
| Belittled Beleaguer | Kill an opposing player that has your intelligence while holding theirs. |
| Best Little Slaughterhouse in Texas | Rack up 5000 kills with your sentry guns. |
| Big Pharma | Assist a Heavy in killing 10 enemies, where neither of you die. |
| Blast Assist | Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Soldier. |
| Blind Fire | Destroy an Engineer building that you can't see with a direct hit from your Grenade Launcher. |
| Block the Plate | Block 50 point captures. |
| Bloody Merry | Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your smiling face. |
| Blunt Trauma | Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Heavy. |
| Bomb Squaddie | Destroy 10 sticky bombs with the shotgun in a single life. |
| Borscht Belt | Kill 10 Heavies with The K.G.B. |
| Brainspotting | Decapitate 50 enemy players. |
| Bravehurt | Kill 25 players defending a capture point or cart. |
| Breaking Morant | Kill 10 Snipers with a sentry gun under control of your Wrangler. |
| Brothers in Harms | Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Soldier. |
| Brushback | Stun 50 enemies while they are capturing a point or pushing the cart. |
| Building Block | Have a sentry shielded by the Wrangler absorb 500 damage without being destroyed. |
| Built to Last | Help a single building tank over 2000 damage without being destroyed. |
| Burn Notice | Survive 30 seconds after being ignited while cloaked. |
| Burn Ward | Ignite 3 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge. |
| Caber Toss | Bounce an enemy into the air and kill them before they land. |
| Camp Fire | Kill 3 enemies in a row, all within the same area. |
| Candy Coroner | Collect 20 Halloween pumpkins from dead players to unlock a hat. |
| Caught Napping | Kill 50 enemies from behind with the Force-A-Nature. |
| Chief of Staff | Accumulate 1 million total heal points. |
| Circle the Wagons | Repair 50,000 damage to friendly buildings constructed by other players. |
| Class Struggle | Work with a friendly Medic to kill an enemy Heavy & Medic pair. |
| Clearcutter | Kill 6 people with your axe in one life. |
| Closer | Destroy 3 teleporter entrances. |
| Combined Fire | Use your shotgun to finish off 20 players you've ignited. |
| Come in From the Cold | Get a Revenge kill with a backstab. |
| Communist Mani-Fisto | Kill an enemy with a critical punch. |
| Consolation Prize | Get backstabbed 50 times. |
| Constructus Interruptus | Kill an Engineer who is working on a sentry gun. |
| Consultation | Assist a fellow Medic in killing 3 enemies in a single life. |
| Controlled Burn | Ignite 50 enemies capturing one of your control points. |
| Cooking the Books | Ignite 5 enemies carrying your intelligence. |
| Costume Contest | Kill a Spy disguised as your current class. |
| Counter Espionage | Backstab a disguised Spy. |
| Crime and Punishment | Kill 10 enemies carrying your intelligence. |
| Crock Block | Survive a direct hit from a critical rocket. |
| Crockets Are Such B.S. | Shoot two non-boosted crit rockets in a row. |
| Cry Some Moor! | Destroy 50 buildings. |
| Dance Dance Immolation | Kill 3 enemies while they're taunting. |
| De-sentry-lized | Destroy 3 Engineer sentry guns. |
| Dead Heat | Kill an enemy in the same second that he kills you. |
| Dead Reckoning | Kill an enemy with an arrow while you're dead. |
| Death From Below | Kill 10 opponents who are airborne with the Direct Hit. |
| Death Metal | Pick up 10,000 waste metal from pieces of destroyed buildings. |
| Death from Above | Rocket jump and kill 2 enemies before you land. |
| Deep Undercover | While using the Cloak and Dagger, kill the same enemy 3 times, all within the same area in a single life. |
| Demoman Milestone 1 | Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Demoman pack. |
| Demoman Milestone 2 | Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Demoman pack. |
| Demoman Milestone 3 | Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Demoman pack. |
| Deputized | Get 10 assists with another Engineer where a sentry gun was involved in the kill. |
| Die Another Way | Kill a Sniper after your backstab breaks his Razorback. |
| Diplomacy | Kill 50 enemies with the Ambassador. |
| Division of Labor | Kill 10 enemies with a Medic assisting you, where neither of you die. |
| Doc Holiday | Have a dispenser heal 3 teammates at the same time. |
| Doc, Stock, and Barrel | Repair a sentry gun under fire while being healed by a Medic. |
| Doctor Assisted Homicide | Assist in killing 20 nemeses. |
| Dodgers 1, Giants 0 | Kill an enemy Heavy and take his Sandvich. |
| Does It Hurt When I Do This? | Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun. |
| Dominator | Get 3 dominations in a single life. |
| Don't Touch Sandvich | Kill 50 Scouts using Natascha. |
| Double Blind Trial | Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his. |
| Double Mauled Scotch | Kill 2 people in a single sticky jump. |
| Dr. Nooooo | Backstab a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge. |
| Dropped Dead | Kill a Scout in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman. |
| Drugstore Cowboy | Have dispensers you created dispense a combined amount of 100,000 health over your career. |
| Duty Bound | While rocket jumping kill an enemy with the Equalizer before you land or just after landing. |
| Dynasty | Win 20 games. |
| Enemy at the Gate | Kill an opponent within the first second of a round. |
| Engineer Milestone 1 | Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Engineer pack. |
| Engineer Milestone 2 | Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Engineer pack. |
| Engineer Milestone 3 | Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Engineer pack. |
| Engineer to Eternity | Kill an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire. |
| FYI I am A Medic | Use your bonesaw to kill a spy who has been calling for 'Medic!'. |
| FYI I am a Spy | Backstab a Medic who has healed you in the last 5 seconds. |
| Factory Worker | Kill 20 enemies while being recharged by a dispenser. |
| Fall Classic | Cause an environmental death or suicide using the Force-A-Nature's knockback. |
| Family Practice | ÜberCharge 5 of your Steam Community Friends. |
| Fire Chief | Kill 1000 enemies. |
| Fire and Forget | Kill 15 players while you're dead. |
| Firefighter | Kill 500 enemies. |
| Firewall | Ignite 5 Spies who have a sapper on a friendly building. |
| Firewatch | Ignite 10 Snipers while they are zoomed in. |
| First Blood, Part 2 | Kill 5 enemies with the First Blood crit buff. |
| First Blood | Get the first kill in an Arena match. |
| First Do No Harm | Play a full round without killing any enemies, and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players. |
| Fistful of Sappers | Destroy 25 sappers on buildings built by other team members. |
| Five Second Plan | Kill an enemy in the first 5 seconds after you exit a teleporter. |
| Flamethrower | Set five enemies on fire in 30 seconds. |
| For Whom the Shell Trolls | Bounce an opponent into the air with a rocket and then kill them with the shotgun before they land. |
| For Your Eyes Only | Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you flicking a cigarette onto their corpse. |
| Foul Territory | Cause an environmental death by stunning an enemy. |
| Frags of our Fathers | Gib 1000 people. |
| Freezer Burn | Provide enemies with freezecam shots of each of your taunts. |
| Friendship is Golden | Extinguish a burning teammate with your Jarate. |
| Frontier Justice | Have your sentry kill the enemy that just killed you within 10 seconds. |
| Geneva Contravention | Kill 3 defenseless players after a single match has ended. |
| Get Along! | Manage to get to and then remove a sapper placed on your building while you were several meters away. |
| Ghastly Gibus Grab | Dominate a player wearing the Ghastly Gibus to earn your own. |
| Glasg0wned | Kill 25 Scouts and Pyros with the Grenade Launcher. |
| Gore-a! Gore-a! Gore-a! | Provide the enemy with a freezecam of you taunting over 3 of their body parts. |
| Gored! | Collect the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Haunted Metal. |
| Gorky Parked | Kill 25 enemies while you're standing on a control point you own. |
| Got A Light? | Ignite an enemy Spy while he's flicking a cigarette. |
| Grand Rounds | Heal 200 teammates after they've called for 'Medic!'. |
| Grey Matter | Get 25 headshots as a Sniper. |
| Group Health | Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous ÜberCharges. |
| Gun Down | Destroy an active sentry gun using your pistol. |
| Guns of the Navar0wned | Kill 5 Engineer sentries while you are standing outside of their range. |
| Hamburger Hill | Defend a cap point 30 times. |
| Hard to Kill | Get five kills in a row without dying. |
| Hardcore | Accumulate 1000 total kills. |
| Have a Plan | Capture the flag in CTF. |
| He Who Celt It | Use the Sticky Launcher to kill an enemy player via environmental damage. |
| Head of the Class | Play a complete round with every class. |
| Heavy Industry | Fire $200,000 worth of minigun rounds in a single life. |
| Heavy Milestone 1 | Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Heavy pack. |
| Heavy Milestone 2 | Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Heavy pack. |
| Heavy Milestone 3 | Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Heavy pack. |
| High Value Target | Backstab an enemy who is dominating 3 or more of your teammates. |
| Highland Fling | Sticky jump a really long way... |
| Honky Tonk Man | Smash an enemy player's head in with your guitar. |
| Hot Potato | Reflect 100 projectiles with your compressed air blast. |
| Hot on Your Heels | Kill 50 enemies with your flamethrower, from behind. |
| Hotshot | Kill a Soldier with a reflected critical rocket. |
| House Call | Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an ÜberCharge on him. |
| How the Pests Was Gunned | Destroy 50 enemy stickybombs lying in range of friendly buildings. |
| Hypocritical Oath | Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing. |
| I Fry | Ignite 10 disguised Spies. |
| I'm Bat Man | Survive 500 damage in one life. |
| Icing on the Cake | Get 20 kills on players that you're dominating. |
| Identity Theft | Backstab the enemy that you're currently disguised as. |
| If You Build It, They Will Die | Haul a level 3 sentry gun into a position where it achieves a kill shortly after being redeployed. |
| If You Build It | Destroy 3 enemy buildings while they are still under construction. |
| Impenetrable Defense | Successfully defend Dustbowl without giving up a capture. |
| Impossible Defense | Successfully defend Gravel Pit without giving up a capture. |
| Infernal Medicine | Extinguish 100 burning teammates. |
| Insurance Fraud | Kill an enemy while you're being healed by an enemy Medic. |
| Intern | Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life. |
| Iron Kurtain | Take 1000 points of damage in a single life. |
| Is It Safe? | Backstab 50 enemies who are capturing control points. |
| Jarate Chop | Jarate and then kill 3 enemies with your Kukri. |
| Jarring Transition | Use Jarate to reveal a cloaked Spy. |
| Joint Operation | Sap an enemy sentry gun within 3 seconds of a teammate sapping another. |
| Jumper Stumper | Kill a rocket or grenade-jumping enemy in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman. |
| Kill Everyone You Meet | Kill 1000 enemies. |
| Kill your nemesis with a shovel. | Kill 3 enemies while under the effects of a Medic's ÜberCharge. |
| Kilt in Action | Kill 500 enemy Soldiers |
| Kollectivization | Get 1000 assists. |
| Konspicuous Konsumption | Eat 100 sandviches. |
| Kook the Spook | Kill 10 Spies with your Kukri. |
| Krazy Ivan | Kill 50 enemies while both you and your victim are underwater. |
| Laddy Macdeth | Kill 50 enemies with direct hits from the Grenade Launcher. |
| Land Grab | Help a teammate construct a building. |
| Left 4 Heads | Decapitate 4 players with only 10 seconds between each kill. |
| Lenin A Hand | Help 5 teammates get revenge on their nemeses. |
| Lightning Offense | Win Well in 5 minutes or less. |
| Loch Ness Bombster | Kill an enemy player with sticky bombs within 5 seconds of them teleporting. |
| Lumberjack | Kill 3 people with your axe in one life. |
| Makin' Bacon | Kill 50 Heavies with your flamethrower. |
| Marxman | Kill 10 enemies in mid-air with the minigun. |
| Masked Mann | Collect the Haunted Halloween Gift in Mann Manor. |
| Master of Disguise | Trick an opposing Medic into healing you. |
| May I Cut In? | Backstab an enemy and the Medic healing him within 10 seconds of each other. |
| Medals of Honor | Finish a round as an MVP on a team of 6 or more players 10 times. |
| Medic Milestone 1 | Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Medic pack. |
| Medic Milestone 2 | Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Medic pack. |
| Medic Milestone 3 | Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Medic pack. |
| Medical Breakthrough | Assist in destroying 5 enemy Engineer buildings with a single ÜberCharge on a Demoman. |
| Medical Intervention | Save a falling teammate from dying on impact. |
| Midwife Crisis | Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire. |
| Moon Shot | Stun an enemy for the maximum possible duration by hitting them with a long-range ball. |
| Mutually Assured Destruction | Kill an enemy sniper with a rocket after he kills you. |
| My Brilliant Career | Top the scoreboard 10 times on teams of 6 or more players. |
| Near Death Experience | Kill 20 enemies with your Equalizer while you have less than 25 health. |
| Nemesis | Get five revenge kills. |
| Next of Kindling | Ignite an enemy, and the Medic healing him. |
| No Man's Land | Use a sentry gun to kill 25 enemy players that are capturing a point. |
| No-Hitter | Steal and then capture the enemy intelligence without firing a shot. |
| Not a Crazed Gunman, Dad | In a single life, kill 3 enemies while they are achieving an objective. |
| Number One Assistant | Score 5 assists with the Jarate in a single round. |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Kill an enemy with a taunt. |
| On Her Majesty’s Secret Surface | Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available. |
| Out of the Park | Bat an enemy 25 meters. |
| Out, Damned Scot! | Kill 500 enemy Demomen |
| Parting Shot | Headshot an enemy player the moment his invulnerability wears off. |
| Party Loyalty | Kill 50 enemies within 3 seconds of them attacking your Medic. |
| Patent Protection | Destroy an enemy Engineer's sentry gun with a sentry under control of your Wrangler. |
| Peer Review | Kill 10 Medics with your bone saw. |
| Permanent Revolution | Kill 5 enemies without spinning down your gun. |
| Photostroika | Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting while invulnerable. |
| Pilot Light | Ignite a rocket-jumping Soldier while he's in midair. |
| Pincushion | Hit an enemy with 3 arrows, without killing them. |
| Pipebagger | Kill at least three players with a single detonation of sticky bombs. |
| Placebo Effect | Kill 2 enemies in a single life, while having your ÜberCharge ready, but undeployed. |
| Plan B | Kill 10 enemies while you're both underwater. |
| Play Doctor | In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then heal 500 health. |
| Point Breaker | Kill 15 enemies who are standing on a control point they own. |
| Pop Fly | Kill 20 players while double-jumping. |
| Powerhouse Offense | Win 2Fort with a shutout. |
| Pownd on the Range | Kill 10 enemies outside the normal sentry gun range using the Wrangler. |
| Preventive Medicine | Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an ÜberCharged teammate. |
| Purge | Kill 15 enemies capturing a control point you own. |
| Pushkin the Kart | Get 50 caps on payload maps. |
| Pyro Milestone 1 | Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Pyro pack. |
| Pyro Milestone 2 | Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Pyro pack. |
| Pyro Milestone 3 | Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Pyro pack. |
| Pyromancer | Do 1 million points of total fire damage. |
| Pyrotechnics | Kill 3 enemies in a single ÜberCharge. |
| Quadruple Bypass | Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once. |
| Quick Draw | Kill a spy and two sappers within 10 seconds. |
| Quick Hook | Kill a player in Well before the round starts. |
| Race for the Pennant | Run 25 kilometers. |
| Rain on Their Parade | Jarate an enemy and the Medic healing him. |
| Rasputin | In a single life, get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and receive explosive damage. |
| Rationing | Kill an enemy with your shotgun while you're out of minigun ammo. |
| Red Oktoberfest | Earn a domination for a Medic who's healing you. |
| Redistribution of Health | Heal 1000 damage with med-kits in a single life. |
| Relentless Offense | Win Hydro without giving up a capture. |
| Retire the Runner | Kill a Scout while they are under the effect of Crit-a-Cola. |
| Revengineering | Use a revenge crit to kill the enemy player that destroyed your sentry gun. |
| Ride of the Valkartie | Ride the cart for 30 seconds. |
| Riftwalker | Kill an enemy within 5 seconds of you traveling through an Engineer's teleporter. |
| Rio Grind | Perform 50 repairs and/or reloads on a Sentry gun being Wrangled by another Engineer. |
| Robbed Royal | Destroy 100 enemy sticky bombs with the Scottish Resistance. |
| Robbin’ Hood | Take down an intelligence carrier with a single arrow. |
| Rode Hard, Put Away Wet | Jarate an enemy that you're dominating. |
| Round-Tripper | Capture the enemy intelligence 25 times. |
| S*M*A*S*H | Assist a Medic in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge. |
| Sackston Hale | Craft the Saxton Hale Mask. |
| Sap Auteur | Destroy 1000 Engineer buildings with sappers. |
| Sapsucker | Sap an enemy building, then backstab the Engineer who built it within 5 seconds. |
| Saturation Bombing | Jarate 4 enemy players with a single throw. |
| Sawbones | Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without dying or missing. |
| Scared Stiff | Kill a player scared by a ghost. |
| Scotch Guard | Kill 3 enemies capping or pushing a cart in a single Stickybomb detonation 3 separate times. |
| Scotch Tap | Glory in the slaughter of your enemies using the Eyelander. |
| Scout Milestone 1 | Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Scout pack. |
| Scout Milestone 2 | Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Scout pack. |
| Scout Milestone 3 | Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Scout pack. |
| Screamin' Eagle | Kill 20 enemies from above. |
| Search Engine | Kill 3 cloaked Spies with a sentry gun under control of your Wrangler. |
| Second Degree Burn | Kill a burning enemy who was ignited by another Pyro. |
| Second Eye | Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you shaking your rump. |
| Second Opinion | ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once. |
| Self-destruct Sequence | Headshot 10 enemy Snipers. |
| Semper Fry | Kill 20 enemies while you are on fire. |
| Sentry Gunner | Accumulate 10 sentry gun kills with a single sentry. |
| Set the Table | Initiate 10 point captures that ultimately succeed. |
| Shafted | Stab an enemy with an arrow. |
| Shock Treatment | Kill a spy whose backstab attempt was blocked by your Razorback. |
| Shoot the Breeze | Kill a fully invisible Spy in a single hit. |
| Shorn Connery | Decapitate a cloaked Spy. |
| Show Trial | Kill an enemy with a taunt. |
| Side Retired | Capture the last point in a CP map. |
| Silent Pardner | Upgrade 50 buildings built by other team members. |
| Six-String Stinger | Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your guitar playing skills. |
| Skullpluggery | Headshot 20 Snipers with the Ambassador. |
| Slammy Slayvis Woundya | Decapitate an enemy Soldier who is brandishing the Equalizer. |
| Slash and Burn | Backstab an enemy, who then switches to Pyro before they respawn. |
| Sleeper Agent | Kill an enemy who triggered your feign death in the last 20 seconds. |
| Sleepy Holl0WND | Kill the Horseless Headless Horsemann. |
| Sniper Milestone 1 | Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Sniper pack. |
| Sniper Milestone 2 | Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Sniper pack. |
| Sniper Milestone 3 | Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Sniper pack. |
| Socket to Him | Headshot an enemy Demoman. |
| Soldier Milestone 1 | Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Soldier pack. |
| Soldier Milestone 2 | Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Soldier pack. |
| Soldier Milestone 3 | Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Soldier pack. |
| Something Stickied This Way Comes | Kill 30 players with air burst sticky bombs. |
| Soviet Block | While invulnerable and on defense, block an invulnerable enemy Heavy's movement. |
| Soviet Union | Get 25 enemy kills where you either assist or are assisted by another Heavy. |
| Specialist | Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life. |
| Spies Like Us | While cloaked, bump into an enemy cloaked Spy. |
| Spontaneous Combustion | Ignite 10 cloaked Spies. |
| Spray of Defeat | Use a grenade to gib a player. |
| Spy Milestone 1 | Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Spy pack. |
| Spy Milestone 2 | Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Spy pack. |
| Spy Milestone 3 | Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Spy pack. |
| Spyalectical Materialism | Kill or assist in killing 10 cloaked Spies. |
| Spymaster | Backstab 1000 enemies. |
| Spynal Tap | Kill 20 spies within 5 seconds of them sapping a friendly building. |
| Stalin the Kart | Block the enemy from moving the payload cart 25 times. |
| Stealing Home | Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available. |
| Sticky Thump | Using the Scottish Resistance, kill 3 players in separate explosions without placing new sticky bombs. |
| Strike Zone | Kill or assist kill 50 enemies while they are stunned. |
| Supreme Soviet | Get ÜberCharged 50 times. |
| Surgical Prep | Have an ÜberCharge ready before the Setup phase ends. |
| Tam O'Shatter | Destroy 5 enemy Engineer buildings during a single ÜberCharge from a Medic. |
| Tartan Spartan | Do 1 million points of total blast damage. |
| Team Doctor | Accumulate 25000 heal points as a Medic. |
| Texas Ranger | Haul buildings 1 km over your career. |
| Texas Two-Step | Use your shotgun to finish off an enemy recently damaged by your sentry gun. |
| The Argyle Sap | Blow up an Engineer, his sentry gun, and his dispenser with a single Sticky bomb detonation. |
| The Big Hurt | Stun 2 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge. |
| The Boostie Boys | Buff 15 teammates with the Buff Banner in a single life. |
| The Cycle | In a single life, kill an enemy while you are on the ground, in the air, and in the water. |
| The Extinguished Gentleman | Have dispensers you built extinguish 20 burning players. |
| The High Road | Sticky jump onto a cap point and capture it. |
| The Last Wave | Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you waving to them. |
| The Longest Daze | Kill 5 stunned players. |
| The Man from P.U.N.C.T.U.R.E. | Stab an enemy while fencing. |
| The Man with the Broken Guns | Backstab an Engineer, then sap 3 of his buildings within 10 seconds. |
| The Melbourne Supremacy | Dominate a Sniper. |
| The Scottish Play | Get a melee kill while sticky jumping. |
| The Stickening | Kill 3 Heavies from full health with a single sticky bomb detonation. |
| The Targe Charge | Charge and kill someone with your shield bash. |
| The Wrench Connection | Kill a disguised spy with your Wrench. |
| There Can Be Only One | Decapitate your nemesis. |
| Three Times a Laddy | Dominate 3 Engineers. |
| Trade Secrets | Kill 20 players carrying the intelligence. |
| Trailblazer | Ignite 10 enemies that have recently used a teleporter. |
| Trauma Queen | Deploy 3 ÜberCharges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time. |
| Trench Warfare | Kill your nemesis with a shovel. |
| Tri-Splatteral Damage | Kill 3 enemies with a single critical rocket. |
| Triage | Deploy an ÜberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive. |
| Triple Play | Capture three capture points in a row in one life. |
| Triple Prey | In a single round, get a kill with 3 different weapons. |
| Triple Steal | Capture the enemy intelligence 3 times in a single CTF round. |
| Triplecrossed | Backstab 3 Snipers in a single life. |
| Trust Your Feelings | Get 5 kills with the Sniper Rifle without your scope. |
| Ubi concordia, ibi victoria | Assist in killing 3 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life. |
| Uncivil Engineer | Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you and the sentry that just killed them. |
| Unforgiven | Kill 3 enemies with revenge crits without dying. |
| Vanguard Party | Be the first on your team to start capturing a control point in a round. |
| War Crime Spybunal | Kill a Spy who just backstabbed a teammate. |
| War Crime and Punishment | In a single life, kill 3 enemies who have damaged a Medic that is healing you. |
| Weenie Roast | Have 2 enemy Scouts on fire at the same time. |
| Well Plaid! | Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Demoman. |
| Wetwork | Stab an enemy to death while under the influence of Jarate. |
| Where Eagles Dare | Get the highest possible rocket jump using jump and crouch. |
| Who's Your Daddy? | Headshot 3 Scouts with the Ambassador. |
| William Tell Overkill | Pin an enemy Heavy to the wall via his head. |
| Wings of Glory | Kill an enemy soldier while both you and the target are airborne. |
| With Friends Like these... | Play in a game with 7 or more players from your friends list. |
| World Traveler | Play a complete game on 2Fort, Dustbowl, Granary, Gravel Pit, Hydro, and Well (CP). |
| Worth a Thousand Words | Provide the enemy with a freezecam of your 21 gun salute. |
| You Only Shiv Thrice | Backstab 3 enemies within 10 seconds. |
| You'll Feel a Little Prick | Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Scout. |
| Überectomy | Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge. |