User reviews for BMX XXX
6.3 / 10Combined Score
The game is HARD! Without using the, uh, cheat to ride a wheely forever at least. It is yet another one of those games that was made to attract lonely, unnattractive, pre-pubescent teenagers.
Really this game isn't too bad, but the topless and nearly topless mode really distract you. A lot. Enough that its very hard to play. The unlockable 'videos' at the end are something to shoot for, at least. The controls are fun, and the women are pretty hot, especially when exposing some skin! Basiclally if you are looking for a serious, well-made Bicycle game, this is not it. Its more for the lonely, unnattractive, pre-pubescent teenagers who have no friends.
The FMV sequences are good but short. You earn them by collecting 45 golden coins per level. You must find all 45 of these to unlock them. Its not worth you're time just for 20 seconds of a hot babe dancing. If you're looking for action, you're better off renting a playboy DVD.
The tricks are well set-up but hard to manuver at times and it can get a bit tedious when attempting certain objectives. The objectives are very reptitive...go grind this, go do a trick over that, etc.
I was pretty dissapointed with the game. I was hoping for some lengthy FMV sequences but they are all shorter than 20 seconds and you're better off using cheat codes to unlock them rather than finding all 45 golden coins. To obtain 'topless mode' in which you can create topless bikers, you must finish 1st in each of the competition levels which is near impossible ...
Where do I start! There's really too much to list.
This review is my true review for the game. The previous one was just my initial impressions of the game based on what I had seen my friend play. Really, there are no redeeming qualities to this games: the graphics SUCK, the control is absolutely HORRIBLE, the selection of characters (even after they're all unlocked) is extremely low, same for the bike models, the nudity gimmick is just that a gimmick, and the difficulty is absolutely unacceptable! Really, the game wouldn't be so bad if the control and difficulty level was changed drastically, because the game throws objectives at you that make absolutely NO sense whatsoever and they don't even tell you what exactly needs to be done either! Here's an example: in one level I am asked to deflate a very large balloon, and then they send you off on the task with no hints and...
Difficult and repetive objectives.
I won't go into too much detail about BMX XXX's lame attempts to combine crude humor and action-sports, but let's just say that in my first 6 hours of play time, I laughed only once- And it was a joke ripped off from Monty Python and the Holy grail.
It's not that my sense of humor is so sophisticated -- Dude Where's My Car? is one of my favorite movies. But the "comedy" here is just plain dumb. Instead I'll discuss gameplay.
If you strip away everything, and I mean everything, BMX XXX is quite good: easy to do combos, acommodating lip tricks for players who can't land in ramps on a straight line; but surrounding this good is pure bad. Like fruit cake. *shudder*
You'll find glitches; I once scored 1.4 million points spinning around in a circle and mashin buttons while stuck in some girders, and the most uninspiring level design around, too many flat areas, not enough linking rails, ect.
And the objectives,...
The game is based purely on exploitation, and even taking that into consideration it lacks in that department.
Well, this game isn't what it's hyped up to be, but it's worth it for anyone who wants a good laugh. It's chock full of crude jokes, and the missions themselves are ridiculously silly! The gameplay itself is more like an afterthought in the overall design because of it's very simplistic nature and gimmicky missions, but if you are looking for a very deep BMX game or are a hardcore BMX fan, then this is more than likely not the game for you. Graphics are subpar, although there is a decent amount of variety... although none of it really matters since there's only one driving incentive for these missions, and that's the to unlock the nude vids... so take it for what it is