BMX XXX

General/Summary: This is the most fun I've had playing Xbox!! If you've been a fan of the Hawk series but are getting sick of it like me, BMX XXX is a perfect alternative. Notice how the previous reviewer couldn't give even a single example of why he didn't like this game! Think he even played it? Doubtful. I think its a very fun game to play and after a good 15 hours playing I'm still loving it. In short, its very lifelike, funny, and sexy game with alot of action.
Gameplay: Very good framerate, smooth as Hawk baby. No bugs, glitches, or hiccups noticed at all. Everything moves along great whether you are in the menus or in action. There are tons of tricks, my favorite is the Superman. The tricks are easier to perform than Hawk. Its still challenging to land the tricks but not so hard to get them started as in Hawk. Mainly you have to make sure you have enough air to perform certain tricks or you will crash. You don't have to hit multiple buttons to start a trick as in Hawk....

THE GOOD:
Well, its yet another sports game, but that is about all, and fortunately the game is hard enough at some stages to keep this game in the green. There are also certain "things" to be unlcoked at the end

THE BAD:
The game is HARD! Without using the, uh, cheat to ride a wheely forever at least. It is yet another one of those games that was made to attract lonely, unnattractive, pre-pubescent teenagers.

SUMMARY:
Really this game isn't too bad, but the topless and nearly topless mode really distract you. A lot. Enough that its very hard to play. The unlockable 'videos' at the end are something to shoot for, at least. The controls are fun, and the women are pretty hot, especially when exposing some skin! Basiclally if you are looking for a serious, well-made Bicycle game, this is not it. Its more for the lonely, unnattractive, pre-pubescent teenagers who have no friends.

THE GOOD:
Multi-player, the trick system has been improved drastically, the rider creator, the levels are big and creative....

THE BAD:
The FMV sequences are good but short. You earn them by collecting 45 golden coins per level. You must find all 45 of these to unlock them. Its not worth you're time just for 20 seconds of a hot babe dancing. If you're looking for action, you're better off renting a playboy DVD.

The tricks are well set-up but hard to manuver at times and it can get a bit tedious when attempting certain objectives. The objectives are very reptitive...go grind this, go do a trick over that, etc.

SUMMARY:
I was pretty dissapointed with the game. I was hoping for some lengthy FMV sequences but they are all shorter than 20 seconds and you're better off using cheat codes to unlock them rather than finding all 45 golden coins. To obtain 'topless mode' in which you can...

THE GOOD:
Huh, let me think about that for a second... still thinking... come back in about 2 YEARS!

THE BAD:
Where do I start! There's really too much to list.

SUMMARY:
This review is my true review for the game. The previous one was just my initial impressions of the game based on what I had seen my friend play. Really, there are no redeeming qualities to this games: the graphics SUCK, the control is absolutely HORRIBLE, the selection of characters (even after they're all unlocked) is extremely low, same for the bike models, the nudity gimmick is just that a gimmick, and the difficulty is absolutely unacceptable! Really, the game wouldn't be so bad if the control and difficulty level was changed drastically, because the game throws objectives at you that make absolutely NO sense whatsoever and they don't even tell you what exactly needs to be done either! Here's an example: in one level I am asked to deflate a...

THE GOOD:
Easy tricks and combos

THE BAD:
Difficult and repetive objectives.

SUMMARY:
I won't go into too much detail about BMX XXX's lame attempts to combine crude humor and action-sports, but let's just say that in my first 6 hours of play time, I laughed only once- And it was a joke ripped off from Monty Python and the Holy grail.

It's not that my sense of humor is so sophisticated -- Dude Where's My Car? is one of my favorite movies. But the "comedy" here is just plain dumb. Instead I'll discuss gameplay.

If you strip away everything, and I mean everything, BMX XXX is quite good: easy to do combos, acommodating lip tricks for players who can't land in ramps on a straight line; but surrounding this good is pure bad. Like fruit cake. *shudder*

You'll find glitches; I once scored 1.4 million points spinning around in a circle and mashin buttons while stuck in some girders, and...

THE GOOD:
The game is pretty humorous... albeit crude, and the gameplay is decent

THE BAD:
The game is based purely on exploitation, and even taking that into consideration it lacks in that department.

SUMMARY:
Well, this game isn't what it's hyped up to be, but it's worth it for anyone who wants a good laugh. It's chock full of crude jokes, and the missions themselves are ridiculously silly! The gameplay itself is more like an afterthought in the overall design because of it's very simplistic nature and gimmicky missions, but if you are looking for a very deep BMX game or are a hardcore BMX fan, then this is more than likely not the game for you. Graphics are subpar, although there is a decent amount of variety... although none of it really matters since there's only one driving incentive for these missions, and that's the to unlock the nude vids... so take it for what it is