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submit review Reviews: Army Men: Sarge's War
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EuroGamer 4/10 Aug 09 '04
Gamers Europe 5.2/10 Aug 01 '04
GameSpot 5.2/10 Aug 03 '04
ic-games 49/100 Jul 24 '04
IGN Xbox 4.5/10 Aug 09 '04
Jolt.co.uk 5.8/10 Jul 27 '04
RealGamer 5.2/10 Aug 04 '04
Thunderbolt 4/10 Jul 29 '04
Total Games 28/100 Jul 22 '04
VideoGamesLife.com 40/100 Jul 23 '04
Xbox Addict 78% Aug 29 '04
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"The Army Men brand may well apply to the toy soldiers we played with for all of ten minutes at some point in our youth, but as we've grown older it's become far more synonymous with mediocre videogames."
"The gameplay of this latest Army Men title is very reminiscent of a headless chicken; everybody seems to be running across the screen frantically without a care in the world."
"After playing through Army Men: Sarge's War, it's likely that you'll find yourself wondering why anyone bothered to salvage the Army Men license at all."
"To cut a long story short Colonel Malice detonates a bomb which kills Sarge’s entire Army and so alone he must set the matter straight and banish Colonel Malice forever." "
"Sarge's War is relatively competent, but so dull and dumbed down that it feels like it was designed for the inept gamer. It's designed for some complacent, soccer mom who doesn't know her Doom from her Mortal Kombat. Not for her seven year old kid, but for her. You know, for Your Mom. That's right, even your mom could play this one. In fact, you should give your mom this game. Then at least someone would be playing it."
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