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Splatterhouse Reviews
| website | score | publish date | article quality |
| 1UP | C+ | Dec 01 '10 | |
| AtomicGamer | 8/10 | Dec 02 '10 | |
| Computer and Video Games | 7.3/10 | Dec 25 '10 | |
| Computer and Video Games | 7.3/10 | Dec 25 '10 | |
| Game Focus | 6.0/10 | Dec 10 '10 | |
| Games Radar | 6/10 | Nov 29 '10 | |
| GameSpot | 4.5/10 | Nov 29 '10 | |
| IGN 360 | 4.0/10 | Nov 30 '10 | |
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Splatterhouse Previews
| website | publish date | article rating | |
| EuroGamer | May 24 '10 | ||
| Games Radar | Oct 27 '10 | ||
| GameSpot | Nov 22 '10 | ||
| GameZone | Aug 13 '10 | ||
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Check out these quotes from Splatterhouse reviews & previews"Looking for the key, Rick? It's blood. The answer's always blood." This line, spoken early on in Splatterhouse, a remake of the tacky and extremely gory 1988 arcade/TurboGrafx-16 game of the same name, is the thesis for the ensuing 10 hours and 11 levels. That should come as no surprise, though; Splatterhouse is now, as it's always been, a jubilant celebration of bad taste. But perhaps since it isn't exactly the most popular or even most well-known series around, Splatterhouse has been brought into the modern era with a couple of publicity stunts every bit as bloated and cheesy as the menacing dialog. Rick's girlfriend, Jenny, who's been kidnapped by the nefarious Dr. West, took time away from her Stockholm Syndrome and screaming to pose for Playboy (do a Google search, you'll find the picture I'm talking about). Rick's flashy sneakers that squeak after you've run through too much blood? They can be yours for a mere $84.99 thanks to Namco's collaboration with Globe Shoes. (Chainsaw sold separately.) The line at the beginning of this review, delivered by Jim Cummings (a.k.a. the voice of Tigger and Winnie The Pooh) as the fourth wall-breaking Terror Mask, is probably one of the least twisted things going on in Splatterhouse...blaring "rape rock" soundtrack notwithstanding."
"More blood than Mortal Kombat, more heavy metal than Brutal Legend. Yep."
"A stroll down dismember-y lane..."
"A stroll down dismember-y lane..."
"Frikkin' goresome."