Grand Theft Auto 2

"If we find out tomorrow that a comet is about to hit the Earth, and you spend your last half hour of life playing Grand Theft Auto 2... you're a sucker."

"Once you get tired of running errands for the gangs, it's still fun to just drive around, running people over, blowing up cars at random, mowing down innocent bystanders with your machine gun, and waiting for the cops to arrive on the scene."