Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

"...there's nothing here that specifically demands that the main character be the Batman. With a minimal amount of retooling, the game could have easily starred Buzz Lightyear, Yosemite Sam or the Powerpuff Girls."

"...You should not buy this game because you like the cartoon, or because it's out so soon, or because it makes you swoon. You should not buy this game because it's not a game, but it is inane, and it is a shame..."