User reviews for Duke Nukem Forever
3.8 / 10Combined Score
Hello, everyone. It's been awhile since I've reviewed any games, so I figured I'd come back with a bang. A very, very disappointing and horrible bang that people waited an entire decade for, only to find out that they completely wasted their time and money on a worthless pile of shit that was only released due to easy marketing and ridiculous hype. Now that we've set the mood for the rest of the review, let's get to it.
I myself am a very big Duke Nukem fan. I remember playing Duke Nukem 3D with my father when I was around 4 years old, and everytime we reached the stripper parts, he'd give them money and tell me not to tell my mother. It was a goddamn blast. Duke 3D was my childhood. It's the reason I'm a gamer today. Duke Nukem Forever takes what Duke 3D was, and makes it stupid. Just... stupid. No other words can describe DNF as accurately as just 'stupid'. So yes, I'm completely biased as far as this game goes, so I wouldn't...