Imagine if the original Legend Of Zelda game for the NES under the influence of LSD and acid... there's 3D Dot Game Heroes in summary. It's a game that delves into the realm of the retro while making sure not to take itself too seriously, and manages to feel like a newer game via graphics and soundtrack quality. Not necessarily the best game of its ilk, but certainly one worth playing...
Basically, the forces of evil have been unsealed after a long time of being sealed by some sages. It's up to your character to get this ancient power and use it to reseal the evil forces... not much to keep in mind, let's just say. The main draw here is the dialogue - not because it's written at Shakespearean quality, but because of some jokes here and there that take the piss out of retro games. Early on, these jokes elicit titters and even some short laughs, but after a while, talking to NPCs just gets *bleep*ing tedious, and like any adventure game, NPCs hint you towards what to do next, or give y...
