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PS2  Destroy All Furons! 4.3
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by Shuck
from Belfast, , N. Ireland
Aug 28, 2005
THE GOOD:
Great Fun all the way through.
UFO action
Nice extras and abillities

THE BAD:
Repetitive and short.

SUMMARY:
Destroy All Humans! is a new Sci-Fi action game set in the 1950's. The game is pretty good but it quite repetitive and short. Destroy All Humans! is a fun game while it lasts though.

In Destroy All Humans! there is a alien invasion happening on the planet Earth. An alien race, known as the Furons, are dying out and they need more Furon DNA. This DNA is held in the human brain. So all of the citizens are trying to defend earth.
In Destroy All Humans! you actually play as one of the Furons, so you are not a human trying to pull of any heroics or anything like that. The Furon you play is called Crypto Sporidium 137 and is actually the 137th clone of this Furon. He goes down to investigate and see if he can rescue his predecessor, Crypto Sporidium 136 from Area 42.

So the actual gameplay in Destroy All Humans! is a mix of third-person shooting and aerial combat, in your trust UFO. The third-person shooting isn't exactly very interesting. You use the twin analogue sticks, like any other game that comes out nowadays and you shoot using the R1 button.
The shooting is satisfying enough but there is not really enough of it. The enemy AI is really, really dumb. They are really inaccurate, you health recharges over time and the game has very little challenge whatsoever. You weapons too also outpower theirs. It is only when the tanks and robots come it actually becomes more challenging. You do have a four icons on top of the screen telling you who is on to you. It starts of with the civilians, then the local police, then the military and finally the Majestic government agents. The only reason why you have to stay quite is because some missions restricts you not to get alerted.
There are four weapons in the game. The Zap-o-Matic, The Disintegrator Ray, The Anal Probe and The Ion Detonator. They all have their set of uses but the one you'll be come back to is The Disintegrator Ray which like a machine gun.
Along with your four weapons, you have some physhic abillities. You can read minds, hypnotise people to do silly things but the most useful is telekinesis. It isn't as well controlled as say the telekinesis abillity in Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy but it is good enough.

The graphics of Destroy All Humans are great. The Havoc physics work into the game perfectly and the character models look great, if a little samey. The environments look great too and feel quite atmospheric. But the pop-up is unbelieveable. It is almost as bad as Driv3r's and that is saying something.

The sound is superb with excellent voice-acting and outstanding music. Brilliant.

The game is a tad short. 8-10 hours long but that is all you can probably take before the game gets a bit too repetitive. But there are lots of extras like goofy screenshots and advertisement photos and a video of E3 2004 when Destroy All Humans! was first shown. You also get a five minute clip of Plan 9 From Outer Space and the full length feature film, Teenagers from Outer Space. These are neat extras.

Destroy All Humans! is a fun game but needs more interesting gameplay and a long length.

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PS2  Destroy All Humans (PS2) 4.7
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by Tom B
from Traverse City, MI, USA
Jul 31, 2005
THE GOOD:
Hilarious lines, awfully fun abilities, unique saucer guns.

THE BAD:
At times the repeating of the same lines gets kinda annoying. I found myself wishing they would say something now. Also, I would've liked at least one more gun. Some kind of sniper, perhaps. That would be sweet.

SUMMARY:
There were a few parts I wish were cooler looking, such as the characters. The soldiers all looked the same, and you would usually find two or three of the same faced people on the sidewalks. That and how the buildings just disappear when destroyed. It would be friggn sweet if the buildings were like unmovable once they were destroyed, and would crumble large pieces that instantly crush you or anyone in the way. It would be insane if like you have a large chunk fall off of a building and nail a robot, and he just flies down to the ground. One half squished by rock, the other sticking out. That would be the best part of the entire game. Seriously, this game already does have some insanely fun stuff to do anyways. Like take cows for instance. When ever do you get to electricute a cow? That was pretty hilarious. I almost wet my pants on the chickens. Also, break the blades off the windmill and use PK to beat the crap outta farmers with it. That was VERY fun. Overall, I think this game was VERY entertaining, and it was great to go back to the levels and just smash people around on cars, or with cars. Good work.

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PS2  Nearly good enough to kill for. 3.3
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by dubya
from St.John's, NL, Canada
Jun 22, 2005
THE GOOD:
- Ship
- Guns
- Replayability
- Crypto's Look
- Gameplay

THE BAD:
- Boring!
- Boring!
- Boring!
- Boring!
- Boring!

SUMMARY:
When I first picked-up the game. I thought, this will be awesome, and for the most part that is true.

However.. the game barely let's you explore without the cops on your ass. Plus, the game is just plain boring. It's just shoot and kill, it becomes tedious.

Now onto the good part.

The ship is pretty fun, I mean nothing special. But the deathray is cool.

Guns, meh. Vaporizer is fun it allows you to turn your oppenents to dust.

Replayability, if you like shoot and kill, becoming an alien. You'll like this. Side note, you can go back to places you've previously visited.

Crypto's Look, my favourite thing. That ring around his neck glows, and his eyes are shiny.

Gameplay, haha, gameplay?! how 'bout lifting people for starters, and bouncing them off things. Just like cars!



This review may suck, but meh. I'll abduct you! >

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PS2  Destroy All Humans! 5.0
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by Hotspur
from , ,
Jun 20, 2005
crazy funny. badass character. great weapon design. did i mention it was funny? original concept. what mars attacks coulda been, what futurama shoulda been. funnier than family guy. as funny as the simpsons. they need to make a jillion sequels to this. best lines i have ever heard in a game. i laughed, i cried from laughing, i wet myself. if your like me and you sit around wondering why nobody comes up with original ideas any more, youll be creaming yourself with joy joy at this game. crypto rocks. silhouette's pretty cool. majestic is awesome. okay, nitpicks, gameplay could be a little tighter. but who cares when your having this much fun? where do i get a crypto t shirt? nice art, great lighting (pandemic always rocks with the lighting). i want a zap-o-matic. honestly, the cinamatics were so great i was wishing they were longer. whens the last time you saw that? play this baby.
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