User reviews for Playboy: The Mansion
5.6 / 10Combined Score
This game just runs too slow. There I said it. It basically looks like the Sims 1 graphically, so therefore not exactly compelling stuff. The game itself ISNT *that* bad, well it is and it isnt.
I find the point 'n' click movement of hef to be way to slow, and tedious. Its a very arduous task having to go upstairs with hef waiting for the game to load the upstairs map just to build a plant up there.
The principle is good; Build a mansion, get some celebs/models/graphic designer/computer programmers to come and have sex with you, or write you an essay. Get you centerfold done with one of the playmates you can hire, and the infamous covershoot.
Ill be fair though, if your gonna buy the game, you obviously arent buying it for the thrill of an breathtaking story, charismatic characters and interesting mini games; your buying it to see some b00bs you dirty p...