Army Men: Sarge's War

"Had the absurdity of the setting been more efficiently exploited for humor value, the many shortcomings might be more easily overlooked. As it stands, this title comes across as a last minute, off-the-cuff port from consoles to PC that skimped as often as possible."

"After playing through Army Men: Sarge's War, it's likely that you'll find yourself wondering why anyone bothered to salvage the Army Men license at all."

"Sarge's War is relatively competent, but so dull and dumbed down that it feels like it was designed for the inept gamer. It's designed for some complacent, soccer mom who doesn't know her Doom from her Mortal Kombat. Not for her seven year old kid, but for her. You know, for Your Mom. That's right, even your mom could play this one. In fact, you should give your mom this game. Then at least someone would be playing it."