Conker's Bad Fur Day

THE GOOD:
A ton of swearing (especially the occasional bleep).
Blood (heh heh heh heh hehhhhh).
A frying pan (just stuns the little bastard).
Conker's tail can act as plane propellors.
Never repetitive.

THE BAD:
Hmmm, the fact that we'll never see a bloodfest like this for a while (Killer 7 is the next bloodfest).
Beginning is soooo boring.
Sometimes, it's sooooo funny, you'll die a lot.

SUMMARY:
Lastability: 8/10.
Could last you ages as you die a fair lot. Also very funny so it lasts longer due to the amout of dying.
Graphics: 10/10.
Yeah, you can see the blood splatter and the frying pan bashing up peoples and other stuff.
Sound: 9/10.
You can even hear the blood splatter with surround sound. And the chocolate crumble as you're about to die. You actually hear them talking and swearing and bleeping.
Gameplay: 9/10.
Changes quite a lot. Like adventuring, shooting beetles,...

Conker's Bad Fur Day [N64]
Conker: Live and Reloaded [XBOX]

Conkers Bad Fur Day the little squirrel taking names, owning Tediz, and kicking your ass is back for the XBOX! Soon to be a known phenomenon around shooters. I say this because the first game was an amazing and truly a game ahead of its time, humor, ammo, graphics, the perfect storyline none the less great characters just around the corner!

Characters
+ Conker being the main character a little squirrel just trying to get home goes through a wild, and exotic adventure through the game.

+ Berri! Your girl which you have pretty much neglected all this time, Conker she looks very, very, nice OK! Freaking hot. Later in the game she gets into some tight situations.

+ Birdy A.K.A Scarecrow, you first meet this character when your getting yourself together, he helps out, because well you have a hangover, and he understands you. He greets you...

THE GOOD:
Funny Story with great visual graphics,sound,and control.This game has hilarios and crude language and jokes including violence and gore,crude language,and sexual themes.
Story has three different user files.Multiplayer is included with bots so that one can play against multiple players controlled by the computer.Different game types,custom set options,and many playable characters unlocked by codes.And "Chapters" in the main menu can allow you to replay your favorite parts in the story.

THE BAD:
Visual graphics do have a few problems like tails going through objects,teeth going through lips,and a few others.Also other characters weren't as detailed as Conker and had flat hands,non-moving eyes,up-and-down moving mouths,and pupil eyes.

SUMMARY:
A deffinately great game to own for a long time.This game is great for watching things explode like heads and body parts and is great for a laugh...actually a...

Graphics 10/10 The graphics are great simply put. Its clear, the characters and objects look great. Best graphics for the N64.

Story 7/10 Um its about a squirrel who gets drunk. The story is weird but, its very funny.

Multiplayer 8/10 Well its missing out on some modes, also since the multiplayer is so great but, not everyone has at least 2 controllers so, Rareware put in bots. The bots have a difficulty level. Very Easy, Normal, Crap, b*st*rd, Einstein.

Sound 10/10 Great sound. It has voice overs. (This is one of the few games for N64 and PS1 that I know of that has voice overs)

Gameplay 8/10 Well its fun gameplay. There's plenty to do. Not repetitive at all.

Overall 9/10 This is a great game but, I had a few minor problems with this game. I recommend you buy this game.

Other Comments: This game is really short and the multiplayer wasn't the best. Note: This game is very vulgar. Be sure if you can handle the foul jokes in this game.

THE GOOD:
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THE BAD:
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SUMMARY:
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yeah.....this game is kinda wierd. Don't get me wrong it's great but...yeah, I'm still kinda freaked out about the bee and the flower. And a game where your primary weapon is your piss...riiiiight. Anyway, BFD has great grafix and its very fun too. You run around a world of puzzles, solve them and get stuff for it. I never thought a ball of shit could be worth anything but...whatever. You are a squirrel who is just trying to get home after an all night drinking binge (fun) and you have to do a whole lotta stuff to get back. Very fun game, very wierd game, very challenging game. It almost seems that the creators were bored out of their minds when they made this game cuz it reeks with unoriginality but at the same time, its completely different from anything else you can play. Why? CUZ YOUR A DRUNK, PISSED OFF SQUIRREL WITH A *bleep*ING FRYING PAN!!! Hell yes,...

THE GOOD:
ITS SO DAMN FUNNY!

THE BAD:
ummm nothing...

SUMMARY:
conker's bfd is the funniest game i've ever played. im giving it a perfect 5. absolutely nothing wrong with this game. sure, theres a bit of swearing, but thats something that makes it funny. good transitions between levels and crap like that. this is a must-buy for all N64 gamers. the last boss level(with the alien) is pretty tough. it took me a while to beat and i had fun tho. i like the voice in the background telling you that "you arent very good at this". but overall, hard game to beat. 2 thumbs way up. if you dont have it, go buy it right now. music is excellent, and the multi-player modes are great. there is a variety of weapons to use, and many are hard to master. my favorite is the kitana, and magnum. they are definately the best in the game. if needed, email me and i will submit a full strategy guide. all around fun game. my email is