Flushed Away

"Friends don't let friends buy this game. Good parents should not buy this game. Even people with fetishes for rats in tuxedos with British accents should not by this game. When the only good thing I can say about this game is that it looks okay, there's a problem. Flushed Away is a bland, boring platformer that tries to spice the game up with half-assed minigames and shooter levels."