THE GOOD:Enjoyable gameplay
Plenty of levels
Gore and PADD features
THE BAD:
Awful loading times
No online or offline multiplayer
Floor-watching enemies
SUMMARY:
Who would work in a shop, eh? The retail business is hardly the most interesting after all, and I should know, having worked part-time in a supermarket for almost two years. Crap hours, bad pay and more boredom than you can shake a stick at makes not for an ideal job, especially when irate customers find it convenient to blame me for the lack of Teletubbies Pasta Shapes on the shop shelf. Sometimes I found myself wanting to slap them and imagine, if you will, a shop that would allow that. A shop, in fact, that actively encourages the shooting, stabbing and disembowling of any person that stands in your way. No, I'm not talking about Ikea. Rather, welcome to The Shop - a secret Government organisation that,...